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alex

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

i love examining the universe.i want to see everything. i love making people laugh. i love to spend time with my cat and a laser pointer. i hate when people flake.i work in a bootleg gas station selling single cigs and king cobra to crackheads and beerbums at 6 a.m.. i love stand-up comedy. i like eye contact and bashful smiles. i love awkward moments. i have the best beard known to man. i like to drink, shoot pool and play darts all while listening to black sabbath. i am a diehard UFC fan and would love to get involved in MMA.


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To the Ladies:

My Interests

mixed martial arts,guitar,hoodies,stand-up,sleeping, trying to turn into light,laughter,snuggling, conversation,first kisses,meditation,flirtation,monster energy drink,redline from vpx,making girls pee the bed, replication,physics,philosophy,vociferation,dna, knowledge,truth,love,the universe

I'd like to meet:

bill hicks, brittney skye,nikola tesla, mark twain, doug stanhope, aliens, joe rogan, mysti may, gianna, howard stern, alex jones, daniel tosh, louis c.k., david cross, bob odenkirk, sam kinison, tool, isis, mastodon, dying fetus, pig destroyer, adriana lima, comedians, pornstars, musicians, philosophers, scientists, inventors, randy couture, cro-cop,matt hughes,chuck liddell,tiana lynn,scott hull,crowbar

Music:

black sabbath death metal/ambient techno/ standards and swing black dahlia murder, kosheen, bjork, tool, aborted, wigglepussy indiana, blackcat revival, dying fetus, pig destroyer, vanessa daou, isis, sinatra, mastodon, burnt by the sun, portishead, brian setzer, crowbar, opeth, sammy davis jr., nat king cole, billie holiday, ella fitzgerald, etta james, disgorge, cannibal corpse, pantera, mel torme, tony bennett, origin, gordian knot

Movies:

i heart huckabees,T2,sane man,revelations,belly of the beast,deadbeat hero,jackass,v for vendetta, walk the line, comedian, american beauty, feeding frenzy, wicked as she seems, ass worship, what the bleep do we know, service animals,tofu the sequel, jake's revenge, none but my own, the crowbar home video

Television:

does yelling at fox news count?? coupling, whose line, cops, reno 911, stella, mr. show, news radio, grounded for life, simpsons, family guy, oblongs, howard tv, real sex, lucky louie, ultimate fighter, chapelle show, mind of mencia, daily show, colbert report, curb your enthusiasm, scrubs, mad tv, mythbusters,mxc

Books:

anything about comedy.1984. truth, lies or just plain bull. fight club. love all the people. transfigurations. one conciousness. zero point energy, quantum physics, franklin cover-up, the case against the world bank, antony sutton, kris millegan, carl jung, kundalini, text books about psychology and anatomy.the dictionary

Heroes:

BILL HICKS. randy couture,matt hughes.anyone making money being them self. people who speak truthfully and from the heart.