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What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?!

FUCK YOU ALL

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I am no longer a navy boy. I got discharged the 4th of Aug. If you want a faster way to contact me hit me up on aim. it is blarghdammnit.You have a 68% chance of going postal!

Er... well, you're in the at-risk area. Best work out those anger issues. Join a gym, perhaps. Remember, no matter how moronic their genetic contributuion to the gene pool may be, subtle sterilization is a lot less messy.
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I am 92% Promiscuous.
.. I am never satisfied. I spend most of the time getting some or figuring out how to get some. It's why we were put here. Something that feels that good should done often and for long periods of time. Take the
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@ FualiDotComTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: James Joseph Howell Birthday: 05/28/84 Birthplace: portsmouth,va Current Location: Richmond,va/ henrico/EastEnd Eye Color: green Hair Color: dark brown Height: 5'3 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Irish, native american, german The Shoes You Wore Today: none Your Weakness: Sarie and Drugs and Beer Your Fears: Sarie when she is pissed off Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni,olives,jalapinos,italian sausage and pinapple Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a jobYour Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ello govna Thoughts First Waking Up: Goddamnit its 530 in the morning woman don't make me get up Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno. all of it i guess Your Bedtime: when im sleepy Your Most Missed Memory: Pepsi or Coke: dr. pepper MacDonalds or Burger King: chipotle Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot tea Chocolate or Vanilla: chocholate Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee Do you Smoke: yes Do you Swear: i dont think i can answer this god damn fucking question. Do you Sing: yes but not very good Do you Shower Daily: quite Have you Been in Love: I'm Deeply in love Do you want to go to College: yes Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: yes more than i should Do you get Motion Sickness: nope Do you think you are Attractive: i think i am sexy as shit. Are you a Health Freak: not at all Do you get along with your Parents: the one i know yes Do you like Thunderstorms: thats fucking right doggy Do you play an Instrument:not yet but iwant to play the irish fiddle In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes In the past month have you Smoked: mmhhm...few minuites ago In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes lots In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a partial bag In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes In the past month have you been on Stage: nope In the past month have you been Dumped: nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes... Ever been Drunk: yes Ever been called a Tease: oh yea Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: yes How do you want to Die: Old age with my woman, hopefully do it drunk and passed out, sleeping or doin' my female What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good man What country would you most like to Visit: ireland and mexicoIn a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: my girlfriend's incredible blue eyes Favourite Hair Color: however my woman wears it Short or Long Hair: whatevers clever Height: Not to tall, can't help I'm vertically challangedBest Clothing Style: just pants and shoes Number of Drugs I have taken: many is the correct number Number of CDs I own: none. dont need them.got a laptop Number of Piercings: 7 at the moment but getting more Number of Tattoos: 4, fuck the navy on my right shoulder, abstract black widow on my left shoulder, pentagram on the base of the back of my neck and a tribal on my left shoulderblade Number of things in my Past I Regret: not to many
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||| 23%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as Submissive. You are a natural submissive, and live to please your partner. While you have a will of your own, you enjoy challenging yourself if it gives someone you care about pleasure. While you are smart and decisive, you enjoy "letting someone else drive" at times. You are a rare and beautiful creature, and will be *extremely* cherished when under the care of the right Dominant.

Submissive


80%

Abuser or Sycophant


65%

Dominant


43%

Vanilla


40%
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Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)
You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.
Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You?Take the quiz: "What Horror Icon are You?"

Pinhead
You are Pinhead. You're the demon messenger of Leviathan and the only cute Cenobite. You understand the ambitions and desires of all men and work to help them acheive it but you're not interested in charity. You're in the game of exchage, very persuasive, hard-working; you're a service provider on a darkly spiritual scale. You are inspiring but faulted by your audience, many of whom aren't given the chance to spread your impressive wisdom. Although your skills have grace and precision you are soulless and the puppet of a system of psychosexual exploration. You're also the reason that black is so slimming and body piercing so hot.
You are Lust! Sexy!! But they say that theres such a thing as too
much of a good thing. You have sex on the
brain, and it doesn't stay just there for long.
Passionate, Fiery - and most certainly
confident. You're a fun loving, spontaneous
person who is always up for a laugh. People
however, have trouble keeping up with you.
You're sex crazy, and perhaps need to tone it
down a bit! learn a little self control! But, Hey, Congratulations on being the Sexiest Red
Hot deadly sin out of all the 7...
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Destruction
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You're like a werewolf!
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Mors
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Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Magic Happens - Which Charmed Character Are You?
Your Piper Halliwell. Your honest, caring, beautiful and your heart is always in the right place. You adore the people close to you and would do anything to keep them safe. You've got a sharp wit and a quick mind that has saved the day on many occasions. Your the sweetest person on the face of the planet and one hell of a powerful person!
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You're Xander!
You are funny, compassionate and determined. Your the comic relief in the times when the whole world is in despair. You are honest to the point of being hurtful, but the things you say are only meant to help. You live your life and try to make the best out of every situation. People can always count on you to be there for them and cheer them up.
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Music:

I HAD NO CLUE.........
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


92%

Buddhism


88%

atheism


67%

Paganism


54%

agnosticism


54%

Judaism


42%

Islam


29%

Hinduism


13%

Christianity


8%
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Movies:


Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

Books:

Anne Rice, Jobert Jordan, and such things as that.

Heroes:

..1 hero is Jim Morrison

My Blog

FUCK

I feel as if i have been introduced to a rut that is not my own and i cant escape.  I try to help those around me that need it and all i get is ridiculed in return.  Except for leighton.&nbs...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:39:00 PST

Middle Of Nowhere - Lucy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjRPpK5Nd1s This is how i feel right now. I love you sarah...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:16:00 PST

All my peeps

Many of you on my friends list i havent heard from in a year or more and this makes me sad.  So if at all possible i would like some updates on your lifes.  just let me know whats up with th...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:51:00 PST

What can i say at this point?

I just give up.
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:15:00 PST

Insomnia and Insanity

So i have been awake for about 25 hrs at this point and have to be at work in an hr and 15 minutes.  I was given 3 sleeping pill thingys and they failed to do shit even when i laid down to sleep ...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:59:00 PST

poems form work

These 2 are unnamed as of yet.  give me input for the names.The hot blasts of aircause the sickness to manifest.It dwells deep withen our souls.Once it has taken holdIt never endsNEVER ENDS.The w...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:39:00 PST

The doorknob(my best yet)

The closed doordoorknob in piecesmetal pieces screamingi never want to see you againthe smell of deathcrawling in the eyeskin mottled and purplesliding thru the crackthe wind too strongjust sit down...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:12:00 PST

Tainted Circle

Why does the immortal heart for the loss of mortality, To be the strongest and shed all frality, The truth to me is nought but lies to you, Different worlds and different endings, Fairytales turned to...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:14:00 PST

Marching to the Beat of a Different Drum

Many times I have heard this beat, Many times I have walked this road, And every time I get this far, I look back and smile, I see far be hind me to where I have lost myself, The me that no longer exi...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:07:00 PST

truth or lies?

I found a feather falling And found it was my heart The one i never knew i had Until it was torn apart Then They entered They creep into my dreams And make me do evil deeds They are the ones that you ...
Posted by What am I? Mary F*ckn' Poppins?! on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:28:00 PST