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Yo! I'm Kay and I'm an alcoholic... No but really I am Kay
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Basics:
Name: Kay
Date of Birth: May 30th 1987
Birthplace: Richmond, Virginia
Current Location: lol Richmond, Virginia
Eye Color: Blue with a golden ring around the middle so they look green at times.
Hair Color: Firey hot RED
Height: 5'7" or 5'8"
Heritage: I'm all kinds. Irish, English, German, Welsch, Indian
Piercings: My ear and my lip. I used to have my eyebrow and industrial as well but it got old.
Tattoos: Ladybug on my left inner ankle, Anarchy symbol on my right neckhip and Gemini sign on the back of my
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Cradle of Filth- Dani Filth or System of a Down- Serj Tankian
Song: Right now it's Behind Those Empty Walls- Serj Tankian but all time favorite is either Time or Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
Movie: OH Shi!! The Butterfly Effect or The Notebook depending on my mood
Disney Movie: The Little Mermaid or Beauty and the Beast
TV show: Scrubs!
Color: Purple or Black
Food: Mmmm Chicken Fetticine Alfredo!
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Heavenly Hash
Drink (alcoholic): Mmmmm Sour Apple Martini's or Death By Kayla's lol
Soda: Coke
Store: The Wicked Wolf
Clothing Brand: Who cares? I do like Levis jeans.
Shoe Brand: Bathin Apes! lmao! Actually Vans..
Season: FALL!!!!!
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: Halloween.
Flower: Purple Orchids
Make-Up Item: Mascara
Board game: Life or SORRY!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: RAIN! I loooooooove the rain.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate goodness!
Fruit or veggie: Fruit!
Night or day: NIGHT!
Sour or sweet: Sour!
Love or money: LOVE!
Phone or in person: IDefinately in person!
Looks or personality: Personality... looks always fade with time.
Coffee or tea: Gimme some coffee and I'm actually happy in the AM.
Hot or cold: Cold. You can put more on then you can take off!
Your:
Goal for this year: The year is almost over so for 2007 I'm just trying to survive the rest of it. For 2008 my goal is to be living with my boyfriend Sam and going to school!
Most missed memory: I miss hanging out with the old gang. Espeacially the good ole days with LB and John and Gabe lol
Best physical feature: In order: Eyes, breasts, legs
First thought waking up: FUCK! I want more sleep.
Hypothetical personality disorder: bi-polar.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: When I get older a boobie lift and tuck.
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar the GROUCH! or Ernie lol
Fairytale alter ego: The wicked witch of the west. lmao!
Most stupid remark: We'd be here all damn day!
Worst crime: 86 in a 65 when I was 17 lol
Greatest ambition: To be a poet/novelist or Creative writting teacher.
Greatest fear: Spiders and losing Sam.
Darkest secret: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret. Plus this is Myspace. YA RIGHT!
Favorite subject: I loved English and History in school.
Strangest received gift: I once recieved a loooooooooong stuffed moose for Christmas... lol long moose was loooong!! But that was awesome too lol
Worst habit: Making a fool of myself? ... losing my temper.... um biting my nails
Do You:
Smoke: Way too much! Also Camel Menthol Lights lol
Drink: Occasionally but not so much these days.
Curse: FUCK NO! Why the hell would I do that? I'd be a bitch if I just started cursing and shit. Fuck that!
Shower daily: Religiously.
Like thunderstorms: LOVE LOVE LOVE them!
Dance in the rain: I will admit it.. I do.
Sing: All the time. Especially in the car and shower.
Play an instrument: No that I am not quite good at.
Get along with your parents: Meh. We're working on it.
Wish on stars: Only shooting stars.
Believe in fate: Absolutely. Destiny is inevitable.
Believe in love at first sight: Lust at first sight. Love takes a deeper look into a persons soul.
Can You:
Drive: I am the driver of the group these days.
Sew: I know my way around a needle and thread/sewing machine
Cook: I'm a great cook.
Speak another language: Ich spreche de deutch. Ew that was bad. I do know a bit of German.
Dance: Not so well, but I do it anyway.
Sing: ....I answered this?
Touch your nose with your tongue: Nah, not that talented
Whistle: Yes, but not the best.
Curl your tongue: Yess yess gooood goood!
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Ohhhhhhh YEAH!
Been Stoned/High: .... _ ...... GAMEBOYS WOOT!
Eaten Sushi: EWWW! I hate fishy tastes.
Been in Love: I am in love. SOOOOO in love
Skipped school: Most of my senior year lol
Made prank calls: THIS IS CHI PING! Nah I'm not as funny as my friends with that stuff.
Sent someone a love letter: All the time
Stolen something: .... I don't think so ....
Cried yourself to sleep: Many many nights.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? People who make me repeat myself. It drives me crazy. That or people who ask TOO many questions.
Are you right or left handed? Righty tighty
What is your bedtime? Whenever I pass out.
Name three things you can't live without: Sam, the internet, and sight.
What is the color of your room? MY room? HA!
Do you have any siblings? One little sister Rhiannon and one half sister Allie.
Do you have any pets? A kitty Beastie. I love you where ever you are.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd kill anyone except someone I love for 1 million dollars!
What is you middle name? Lynn
What are you nicknames? Kay
Are you for or against gay marriage? I'm ALL for it. The foundation of this country IS freedom. We should uphold it.
What are your thoughts ..ion? I'm pro-life. I do not believe abortion should be an option unless in a case of rape, abuse, or physical incapability.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Only my sweet heart
Are you afraid of the dark? I looooove the dark.
How do you want to die? In a blaze of glory. Or in my sleep.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably a whole box.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? In a second.
What is the last law you’ve broken? ...... I don't really break laws.... LMAO
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Dark
Eye color: Dark
Height Doesn't matter
Weight under 250
Most important physical feature: A killer smile and strong arms to hold me tight
Biggest turn-off Having my knees touched. Or the smell of BO! ICK!
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My Interests

Music - any and all of it, Astrology, Chilling with friends, Partying, Hanging out with teh boys playing video games, Going to concerts, Eating chinese and what? I'm... thinking Arby's? lol! Witing stories/poetry, Reading, Silence... etc. I LOVE chinese! I like writing poetry and stories in my spare time though I go through long periods of writers block lately. I'm quite fond of art.... even if its photography or finger paints and fucking popsicle stick crafts! I'm into alot of shit actually and the list grows longer every day!
You Should Be A Poet
You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways.
And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery...
Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever.
You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem. What Type of Writer Should You Be? Kay --
[noun]:

A person who is constantly high

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I'd like to meet:

Open-minded, non-narcistic, honest, fun people, llamas, midgets, PENGUINS, contortionist, and drunks.. lol.. I hate average boring people. No really I do its my general rule of thumb. I love people, places, and ideas that catch my attention and interest. I'm a people watcher. As creepy as that sounds I love to watch people interact. Behavioral patterns in society are very intriguing to me. But really anyone who has manners *coughafuckingcough* and can tie their shoes is worth talking to. But come on now you have to be able to carry out a fucking intelligent conversation!!! I mean geez otherwise you will bore me completely as my mind moves quickly.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... everlasting

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Music:

Anything and everything... music is an expression of feelings. I don't discriminate with music because every song pours straight out of the artists soul right onto paper. I respect that as lyricists are just like poets to me. Don't get me wrong, I don 't necessarily LIKE everything I hear, but I do respect it as an artists expression. Some expressions are just better than others!! lol!

Movies:

Silent Hill, The Jacket, SAW, SAW 2, SAW 3, The Butterfly Effect, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 corpses, The Devils Rejects. The Exocercist and The Exocercist: The Begining, The Exocercism of Emily Rose, Cabin Fever, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil- ALL of them are excellent. I loooove zombie movies! A Clockwork Orange(eggiewegs and steakiewake). Jay and Silent Bob movies (Clerks, Clerks 2, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) BONG!! Geez then there's like Steel Magnolias and The Notebook, Crazy/Beautiful, The Secret Garden. The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Corpse Bride, Secret window. Silence of the Lambs.

Television:

HOUSE! Scrubs! The Sarah Silverman Program! Family Guy! American Dad! Robot Chicken! Aquateen! Futurama! The Simpsons! South Park! Reno 911!! SNL! Most shows on Comedy Central and ALL of Adult Swim. Law and Order: SVU! Daytime soaps (Days of our Lives and Passions) _ ... T.V. is basically a way to pass time for me and also a past time lol!

Books:

I've read SO SO SO many books that its hard to list any at all. I've read The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. I own all of the Harry Potter books. The Prydain Chronicles - (The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron, The Castle of Llyr, Taran Wanderer, and The High King) - epic series. I love fantasy. Also I read a lot of Judy Blume and Goosebumps books as a kid. I've read the entire Little House on the Prairie series (Little House in the Big Woods, Little House on the Prairie, On the Banks of Plum Creek, By the Shores of Silver Lake, The Long Winter, Little Town on the Prairie, These Happy Golden Years) I think I'll leave it at that for now. lol! As I said when I was younger all I did was read.

Heroes:

Anyone who serve in any branch of the United States military. I respect you men and women who serve our country more than you will ever know. Freedom has a price and I thank each and every one of you for paying it for mine.
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Hairspray
Your Favorite Target: High School Freshmen
Your Kill Count: 882,412,070
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 14
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $134,934,210,493,341
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 56%
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My Blog

Mother Fucking Fucker

All rationality fails you now Life is spirling around you and crashing to the ground And I have no sympathy...No Hang the noose high in a tree Choke and die on your lies, hate, and hipocracy. You can ...
Posted by Miss Murder Knows Best on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:18:00 PST

Since I was young.

"You sit there in your heartache Waiting on some beautiful boy to To save you from your old ways You play forgiveness Watch it now ... here he comes! He doesn't look a thing like Jesus But he talks li...
Posted by Miss Murder Knows Best on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

Something is about to change.

I can feel it down to my very core, something is about to change. Evertime I get this feeling something BIG happens. So for days now its been coursing through my head. What will happen? When will it h...
Posted by Miss Murder Knows Best on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:39:00 PST

Torn from the gift of you.

Have you ever felt like you knew your soul mate before you knew they'd be your soul mate? Have youu ever felt like you found the other half of you that makes you whole? If so explain the feeling to me...
Posted by Miss Murder Knows Best on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:38:00 PST