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Limitles

Limitles

About Me

I will kick your arse for $25. That's right, for a limited time only I'm offering to beat the crap out of you for the super lowintroductory rate of $25. I accept PayPal or cash only (you are responsible for all meals and transportation).For an extra $25, I'll kick your neighbor's arse and beat their pets. Women and children will also cost an additional $5 becauseI have to put up with constant whining. If you live in a tall apartment with kids, I'll give you a $5 discount because I can toss your kids through the window, unless they're fat in which case I'll charge you $100 extra for pissing me off. .. ..

My Interests

Stilletoes Stilletoes Stilletoes! Thank you Mr. Blahnik for making my feet beautiful and my legs slender and irresistible! ALSO: Dancing - Angelina - Music - Fun - Oasis - Costa Blanka - Ocean - Biking - Rain - KeiserSoze

Music:

Alternative Rock, specifically OASIS!!!

Movies:

Thomas Crown Affair, Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, and absolutely ANYTHING by Quentin Tarantino

Television:

Sex and the City and 24 are my main addictions. I do watch them all only on DVD!

Books:

It's hard to characterize a good book..... if I can't put it down till it's done.... its definitely a good one since I fancy myself to have a good taste in literature.

Heroes:

Thats a gay question, but here's some stuff silly surveys said about me:
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You Are 82% Evil
The devil is even a little scared of you!
Your Love Element Is Water
In love, you connect deeply and commit totally.
For you, love is all about taking risks and moving into unknown territory.
You attract others with courage and confidence.
Your flirting style is defined by your flexibility and ability to adapt.
Nurturing and shared learning are the cornerstones of your love life.
And while you may jump in to love too quickly, you always come out the wiser for it.
You connect best with: Metal
Avoid: Earth
You And another Water element: will pull each other down into a dark place
You Belong in Barcelona
When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night.
Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night!
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 60%
Envy: 40%
Pride: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Greed: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.
You Belong in 1976
If you scored...
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
Your Mexican Name Is...
Doña Juana
Your Irish Name Is...
Jade O'Brien
Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Nádia Fontano
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Cindy Slit
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
Your Inner European is Spanish!
Energetic and lively.
You bring the party with you!