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spicer

i'm good with bad luck- i die, she shrugs.

About Me

I'm a 41 year-old God obsessed hipster doofus with bill murray hair (slowly turning into martin landau hair!) and an interest in theology. i'm also a chef who feels like dizzy gillespie at work, except when i work buffets, then i feel like the great and powerful wizard of oz. although i enjoy feeling like nobody.
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My Interests

I bleed, make tinfoil hats for dogs, try to improve my penmanship, talk to inanimate objects (including myself), add to my ever expanding collection of used dryer sheets, make root beer for protestants, find things in parking lots, go to church, eat sunflower seeds, watch professional wrestling and dance in circles.

I'd like to meet:

lily tomlin, bjork, amazing larry, professor chaos and yodeling elaine, the queen of the air...

Music:

well this list had gotten out of hand. Jazz, Metal, old school punk, no wave, noise core- i like it all. satellite radio? NO WAY- GIVE ME WREK!! (91.1 atlanta)WHAT AM I LISTENING TO NOW? swirling eddies- sacred cows; daniel amos- mr buechner's dream; havalina- space and mexico; bruce cockburn- life short call now.

Movies:

The Sins of Harold Diddlebock (Mad Wednesday), Billy Jack, The Addiction, Where The Heart Is (from the 80's with Uma Thurman & Dabney Coleman), Clockwise, 12 Monkeys, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Straight No Chaser, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Amelie, Nosferatu, The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, Eraserhead, Godspell, Singing in the Rain, Ed Wood, Raising Arizona, The Seventh Seal, Metropolis, The Devil's Rejects, Dogma, The Seventh Sign, Time Bandits, The Wizard of Oz, Once Upon A Time In The West, Topper Returns, My Man Godfrey, Mr Moto movies,and pretty much any Jesus movie

Television:

I DON'T HAVE CABLE ANYMORE! WHO-HOO! so memories, dvds, and videos of X Files, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Off the Air, Iron Chef, West Wing, Globetrekker, South Park, The Prisoner, Frontline, Law & Order, The Red Green Show, the Tick, History's Detectives

Books:

anything by GK Chesterton, Umberto Eco, Walker Percy, Thomas Merton, Flannery O'Conner, Charlie Trotter, Thomas Pynchon, James Joyce, Frederick Buechner, Anne Lamott, Noam Chomsky, Dava Sobel, David Bentley Hart, Jorges Luis Borges. WHAT I'M READING NOW- The Brothers Karamazov- Fyodor Dostoyevsky; The Way of Perfection- St. Teresa of Avila; The Story of A Soul- St Therese of Lisieux; The Outline of Sanity- G.K. Chesterton.

Heroes:

St Ignatius de Loyola, Charlie Trotter, Thelonius Monk, Harry Partch, St Therese of Lisieux, Steve Prefontaine, JRR Tolkien, GK Chesterton & Billy Jack

My Blog

the joys of a crappy car

i don't know how this happened, but somehow i own two vehicles.  i didn't plan it, it just happened.  last week my honda became very ill, $700 ill.  so i had to call up the second strin...
Posted by spice on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST

G.K. Chesterton and A Little Girl's Hair

i think i've posted some of this before, but it's been on my mind, so here it goes again. "Here, it may be said, my book ends just where it ought to begin......The whole of this book has been a rambli...
Posted by spice on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

self-help books > entertainment tonight

i hate self-help books.  i hate them almost as much as i hate entertainment news, only because i think mary hart and her minions expound such trivial junk (and take it so seriously) that it's a m...
Posted by spice on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST

Beautiful One

Beautiful One from the album "Fearful Symmetry"Words by Terry TaylorMusic by Terry Taylor and Tim Chandler©1986 Broken Songs (ASCAP) Leaves of sound are shed they fallOn this murmuring mindWhere the...
Posted by spice on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST

A Taste For Shadows

Only a fool would heed such a voice at all when every other voice for miles around could tell him, and probably did, that the proper business of a man is to keep busy:  to work, to play, to make ...
Posted by spice on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST

Lent: Veil of Ashes

Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday.  to quote Walker Percy, "i am trying to be a bad Catholic."   Before I became a Catholic I was always intrigued that they referred to themselves as "practicing Cat...
Posted by spice on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

BANNED FOR LIFE

i've done many, many things that have had, or will have, consequences.  i'm good with that.  i have no problem reluctantly taking responsibility.  i am not very good at taking responsib...
Posted by spice on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

letters from the 9th ward

the biliary.  "you call the withered wizened witch?  do you think he's some doddering old man hiding behind a curtain pulling levers?  the numerical language of the name:  beyond i...
Posted by spice on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST

the sound of failure

-she's starting to live her life from the inside out.  the sound of failure calls her name, she's decided to hear it out. standing there in the graveyard while the moon sprays it's fireworks in y...
Posted by spice on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST

a party of special things to do

well, i was gone from ourspace.  not gone as much as just sitting over "there".  i have absolutely nothing to say.  i take that back, i always have a lot to say, but for now let's just ...
Posted by spice on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST