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Allie

Laughter is the new cocaine

About Me

I love people...especially the ones that look like me, talk like me, act like me, walk like me, dress like me, think like me, but I HATE narcissists....and hypocrites. I enjoy the loving caress of young boys and the taste of small furry animals (Why is it that the cuter they are the better they taste???). I heart alcohol but my liver does not. I enjoy people who are very cultured and well traveled like myself-in fact, I just visited Paris not too long ago......I was leaving the MGM and heading for the Bellagio......I love people who have some kind of rare deformity on their body, like a third nipple or 6th toe. I also adore a good pair of suspenders...especially the bright colored ones. I take life very seriously and MySpace even more so.....
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My Interests

I am a fantastic spooner and an even better gossip. I love to dance and like any other good girl from Connecticut, enjoy it even more when there is money involved. I love frisbee, especially of the Ultimate kind and rooting for the Red Sox. Sometimes I like to pretend I am a plumber....I actually know nothing about pipes but I walk around wearing a super cool belt, nametag and let my butt crack breath the fine California smoggy air. I am afraid of port-o-potties, moths, and the little man dressed up on Hollywood Blvd as Chucky that makes me pee my pants every time I see him.

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I'd like to meet:

Your mom....But seriously, anyone who can make me laugh or more importantly, laugh at themselves.

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Music:

I am the president of the Britney Spears fan club, Paris Hilton's new album is fantastic, but my all time favorite music is the high pitched squall that comes out of my dog's mouth when I beat him (okay...I might have pushed the sarcasm a little too far on this one)

Movies:

Anything with a happy ending...

Television:

Family Guy, Reno 911, Sex and the City (RIP) and of course the X Rated channels until my mom put that block on my TV

Books:

How To Pick Up Guys on MySpace For Dummies oh and Everybody Poops...seriously, that book changed my life

Heroes:

OJ Simpson

My Blog

Please don't friend request me!!!

Not to be a complete bitch but please do not send me friend requests if I do not know you!  I only accept people that I have met before and/or that are good friends with.  As much as I would...
Posted by Allie on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

Fergie

I don't really know how I feel about her music but I will tell you one thing....she is a F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C speller
Posted by Allie on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:24:00 PST