Things that make blokes proud of themselves : |
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policem...
Posted by Steve Coot on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST |
The Greatness of Mr. T |
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T invented fools. Real...
Posted by Steve Coot on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST |
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Elvis
Not many people know that Elvis was a versatile musician, and enjoyed playing the drums. When I met him in Vegas he said to me 'Son, I've got to know how to play your tra...
Posted by Steve Coot on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:30:00 PST |
Favourite Poems |
Oh Captain! My Captain! (Walt Whitman)
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, t...
Posted by Steve Coot on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST |
To laugh at one's self? |
Jokes about drummers: -
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?The knocking speeds up.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
What ...
Posted by Steve Coot on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:29:00 PST |
Deal or no deal |
A quarter of a million pounds.. twenty-two boxes.. and no questions. Except one
DEAL OR NO DEAL?
This is the show that has re-launched Noel Edmonds's TV career. I have heard it said that...
Posted by Steve Coot on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:23:00 PST |
Movie Quotes |
Here are some of my favourites, see how many you know: -
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You ain't heard nothin' yet. Wait a minute, I tell ya, you ain't heard nothin'! Do you wanna hear 'Too...
Posted by Steve Coot on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST |
