I'd like to meet:
Fran Kranz. Also Imogen Heap so I can tell her she's a bitch.
Music:
Dntel
Danny Elfman
The Strokes
The Shins
Grand Ole Party
The Postal Service
Rilo Kiley
Radiohead
MGMT
Death Cab for Cutie
She & Him
Desaparecidos
Coconut Records
The Bird and the Bee
Feist
Traveling Wilburys
Bob Dylan
The Killers
Ingrid Michaelson
Imogen Heap
Silversun Pickups
Connie Francis
Emily Haines
Zooey Deschanel
Led Zeppelin
The Decemberists
Dolly Parton
Amy Winehouse
Belle & Sebastian
Johnathan Rice
Kate Nash
Fergie
Hellogoodbye
Michael Runion
Emilie Simon
Devotchka
Bloc Party
The Who
Whispertown 2000
Vampire Weekend
Travis
Sufjan Stevens
Billy Idol
Bright Eyes
New Pornographers
The Faint
Lavender Diamond
Violent Femmes
Of Montreal
Mika
The Pipettes
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Thom Yorke
Journey
Now It's Overheard
Peter Bjorn and John
The Elected
Playradioplay!
Jackson Browne
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Iron & Wine
Ladytron
PJ Harvey
Phantom Planet
Motion City Soundtrack
ELO
Cat Power
Neko Case
Spoon
The Flaming Lips
Interpol
Ray LaMontagne
Editors
John Mayer
Coldplay
Rooney
Damien Rice
Cursive
Elliott Smith
Tristan Prettyman
The Smiths
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
Adam Sandler
Limbeck
Jason Mraz
Kimya Dawson
Incredibad
Jimmy Fallon
Smashing Pumpkins
The Format
The Cure
Albert Hammond Jr.
Joshua Radin
Regina Spektor
Maroon 5
Stephen Lynch
Jenny Lewis
Azure Ray
Tilly and the Wall
Tegan and Sara
Son Ambulance
Sondre Lerche
Movies:
The 40-Year-Old Virgin (of course)
Ace Ventura (Both)
Airheads
Annie Hall
Baby Mama
Balls of Fury
The Baxter ("I'm a scientist.")
Beetlejuice (nothing is better)
Billy Madison
Click
Corky Romano
The Corpse Bride
Dan in Real Life
The Daytrippers
Dawn of the Dead (You know...Zombies.)
Darjeeling Limited
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Die Hard with a Vengeance
Dumb and Dumber
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
Elf
Fight Club
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Galaxy Quest
Gladiator
Home Alone 2
Hot Rod
The Hudsucker Proxy
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Iron Man
Joe Dirt
Kill Bill (vol 1 and 2)
Knocked Up
License to Wed
Little Giants
Little Miss Sunshine
Little Nicky
Live Free or Die Hard
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Love, Actually
The Mask
Madagascar
Mean Girls
Memento
Mr. Mom
Music and Lyrics
Never Been Kissed
A Night at the Roxbury
Nightmare Before Christmas
Not Another Teen Movie
Office Space
Old School
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pulp Fiction
Ratatouille
Reno 911: Miami
Saw I
The Science of Sleep
Shrek (all)
Sin City
Snatch
Spaceballs
Spiderman (Yes...all three. But only because Franco does the twist in the third.)
Spies Like Us
Superbad
Sweeney Todd
Talladega Nights
Taxi
There Will Be Blood
Waitress
Walk Hard
Wedding Daze
The Wedding Singer
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
X-Men (1 and 2 only)
Zoolander
Television:
The Office, The Munsters, Flight of the Conchords, Entourage, Best Week Ever, Lost, Stella, Reno 911, Miss Guided, Rules of Engagement, Welcome to the Captain, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, Chuck, Studio 60, Acceptable TV, The Soup, My Boys, Free Radio, Notes from the Underbelly, Human Giant, How I Met Your Mother, The Class, Pushing Daisies, Big Bang Theory, According to Jim, Undeclared, Comedians of Comedy, 30 Rock, Friends, My Name is Earl, Journeyman, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Two and a Half Men, Dirt, Friends, That 70's Show, Comedy Central Presents, Conan O'Brien, King of Queens, Scrubs, and of course everything else.
Books:
I'm lagging it.