I'm called Oliver. I am 20. I like people who like decent metal (I actually think there is such a thing) and/or have a similar sense of humour to me. I'm obviously very boring because my profile has had 20x more views than I have friends. I realise I could type absolutely anything here as most people can't be fucked to read it. The amount of people that I went to school with that say "so what are you doing now?" when it clearly fucking states I'm at the University of York doing Physics is staggering... well not so much staggering, more like 6 or 7. I'm very misanthropic, which you probably won't believe since I'm on a social networking site but I'm only on here because some Italian bloke asked me to join, and I've not actually spoken to him since late 2004, oh the joys of the internet. But yes I am misanthropic, I only regularly communicate with people on my wavelength which I'll figure out from your style of typing and your tastes in films, TV, music (I would say books here but no doubt some American cretin will try telling me "it's spelt bucks, man", plus nobody on here reads). So, people who prefer Dawn of the Dead 2004 to 1978, just fuck off. "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" fans, I hear that thin bleach and vodka is a popular drink nowadays, give it a try, or preferably at least 12. I'm yet to think of something mean enough to say about the people who claim to listen to "a bit of everything" when they really mean "a bit of everything played on MTV". But I have an intense hatred of disappointing people so I'll probably approve anyone. I always feel bad when denying terrible bands with names like Imploded Fetal Terror.
