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Hymie

I am here for Networking

About Me

I was created by Dr. Ratton, a KAOS scientist in 1965.Ratton, who named me after his father, designed me to be the perfect secret agent. I am very strong, bulletproof and have the latest NBC air-filtration system. I was a lethal weapon for KAOS, but only managed to complete one assignment, kidnapping Dr. Shotwire, Max, and 99.But when Dr. Ratton ordered me to kill Max and 99, I hesitated, Dr. Ratton called me a "monster." This caused a short circuit and script error in my programing. I then, instead, freed Max and knocked out Dr. Ratton.I found out that I loved and decided to save Max and 99, right then and there because they treated me like a real person, not a monster.

My Interests

I like to stay physically fit. This presents a problem sometimes, seeings how I weigh 982 pounds. I have an IQ over 200 and have memorized complete details on every missle system in the world. I also enjoy the ability to analyze any substance merely by tasting it. I find myself the "life of the party" as I can intercept and decode ALL DIRECTTv broadcasts free of charge.
I also have a built in TV camera, Gaming-Multi Media dual processor computer, a TiVO DVR and a copy/scanner/fax machine. My favorite cocktail is the Flaming Mo, a mixture of oil, kerosine and Krusty's Kough Syrup.

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Posted by Hymie on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:18:00 PST