I like to stay physically fit.
This presents a problem sometimes, seeings how I weigh 982 pounds.
I have an IQ over 200 and have memorized complete details on every missle system in the world.
I also enjoy the ability to analyze any substance merely by tasting it.
I find myself the "life of the party" as I can intercept and decode ALL DIRECTTv broadcasts free of charge.
I also have a built in TV camera, Gaming-Multi Media dual processor computer, a TiVO DVR and a copy/scanner/fax machine.
My favorite cocktail is the Flaming Mo, a mixture of oil, kerosine and Krusty's Kough Syrup.