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sassafras

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm selfless, cold, and composed. I have an american idol voice and a horrible reputation. I'm currently trying to crawl out of the vortex.

My Interests


At this point it seems very cliche to say that I like wes andserson films and enjoy the writing of dave eggers, but that's the way it goes. I am a cliche.
I have lots of ideas and no motivation. I like to be contrary.
Michael Showalter rapping is the best thing ever.

I'd like to meet:

.. ICYMI: Jared the Pimp
... Joel McHale is pretty awesome

Music:


Movies:


westerns are hip again

My Blog

hate is a strong way to put it

I found this todayEntertainment Weeklys #8 hated thing: my job.Thanks Ew, I hate you too.
Posted by sassafras on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

everybody loves a comeback

you'd think that I eat hearts for dessert or crush babies with my fist maybe it's better to be alone
Posted by sassafras on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

you got your ass beat by a blind man grandad

Just because you watch Boondocks does not mean you get to start saying n*@#$! with reckless abandon. Shut it cracker.   p.s changing the ending from -er to -ah does not make make it ok to say. ...
Posted by sassafras on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:01:00 PST

don't you know pop culture is all we have?

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.         -andy warhol...
Posted by sassafras on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:04:00 PST

Jesus is played out

I've had enough of Jesus jokes. It was funny but now I'm on Jesus overload. It also seems that everywhere I turn is another Peanuts reference. Ok I get it Aaron McGruder you have a hard on for Charle...
Posted by sassafras on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:30:00 PST

Y is for yolkie

*This was written by another for use in a blog. But it was deemed too personal. I, on the other hand, have no shame. It's funny and I think it is fair that all should be warned* This is perhaps mo...
Posted by sassafras on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 03:06:00 PST

and now, a less informed opinion

You asked yourself this: Can I enjoy a band enjoyed by someone I do not enjoy? If someone undesirable likes something I desire, can that thing still be in any way desirable? Is this question worth ...
Posted by sassafras on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST