ayahuasca |
step one - load universe into cannonstep two - aim at brainstep three - fire
Posted by MisterFunky on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:26:00 PST |
oxymoron |
i don't quite comprehend this goal of home ownership that seems to be drilled into the brains of the so-called 'upwardly mobile'. how can one consider themself mobile when strapping on a mortage of 30...
Posted by MisterFunky on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:47:00 PST |
none but ourselves can free our minds |
i'm fresh from declaring the termination of my employment and giving the customary 2 weeks notice. the elation that i feel is truly unprecedented, even in comparison to taking delivery of my custom-sh...
Posted by MisterFunky on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:00:00 PST |
ya feel me? |
Television You Can't Put Down By NICHOLAS KULISH(NY Times) A good villain is hard to find. To create a truly wicked character, one dastardly enough to be loathsome but complex enough to fas...
Posted by MisterFunky on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST |
how do you say 'sweet cutback' in korean? |
i've actually seen (saved on tivo for posterity, in fact) the 'on surfari' episode that the article references because to think that there's waves in korea was previously unfathomable. but on the occa...
Posted by MisterFunky on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST |
like whoa |
i had a flashback this morning. a relic of my lysergic acid days, i suppose. it was interesting seeing rainbow colored sparkly things dance in front of my eyes but i was like, "goddamn! i need to show...
Posted by MisterFunky on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:57:00 PST |
6'0" x 18 3/8" x 2 1/4" |
just placed an order for a custom surfboard. shaped in ventura using next gen tek'mology extruded polystyrene its supposed to lighter, stronger, faster.
and now i wait.
Posted by MisterFunky on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST |
to hell with baywatch |
i may be escorting carmen electra next week but what i'm REALLY looking forward to is meeting roger freakin corman!!
Posted by MisterFunky on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:56:00 PST |
obit |
one of my first mentors passed away over the weekend
Rev. Thomas Byron Collins, S.J., 85, died June 17, 2006, at the Halquist Memorial Inpatient Center in Arlington, Va. He was Jesuit for 65 years and...
Posted by MisterFunky on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:14:00 PST |
normative affiliation of fake boobs and soccer moms |
a random hookup came through on sunday morning and i found myself on a private beach with my favorite shortboard under my arm looking out at a beautiful, uncrowded (which in so cal means less than 10 ...
Posted by MisterFunky on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:35:00 PST |
