I'm just me. Get to know me and you'll see what I'm like eh?
Anything remotely interesting really...this includes sexual things, musical things, some sporting things, good literature and anything remotely comical. I'll try anything once, as long as it doesn't involve men's bums, know what I mean?
1. someone who actually knows how to suck cock.
2. someone who hasn't got stretch marks galore.
3. someone who doesn't look like they could catch whales with their hook of a nose.
4. someone that isn't so spotty they look like they've got smallpox.
5. someone that doesn't mind me shagging half their mates.
6. someone that didn't eat all the pies.
OK, I'm not looking for someone that'll agree to 5, that was a joke. however, if you can meet any of the fairly low standards detailed in 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6; you're on a fucking winner
View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment
hmm. anything of quality,
from Ian Brown to Neophyte, and a lot in between.
My favourite bands/DJ's/artists include:-
CLSM,
Bello-B,
Sharkey,
Hype,
Aphrodite,
Mickey Finn,
Zinc,
Dr S Gachet,
Robbie Dee(The Original Detonator),
The Dillinger Escape Plan,
Andy C,
Lamb of God,
Dillinja,
JDS,
Brisk,
Slipmatt,
Vibes,
Seduction,
Oasis(Old, not new),
Josh Jackson,
Neophyte,
The Rotterdam Terror corps,
The Who,
Evil Activities,
Bound for Glory,
The varukers,
Panzerfaust,
Rammstein,
The Stone Roses,
The Verve,
DJ Sy,
The DJ Unknown,
King Carl Cox,
Kutski,
Ramos,
eventually no rear access,
a bit of Queen,
The Hives,
Jimmy J,
DJ Influence,
Blur,
Cast,
Pulp,
Feeder,
Demo,
Ham,
CRU-LT,
altern-8,
Energy 52,
Binary Finary,
DJ Producer,
Livin' Joy's Dreamer,
The Insane Clown Posse,
Dr Dre,
not eminem,
NWA
Mobb Deep,
MOP
anything my mum sings,
The Jam,
Big Country,
The Bangles,
Bang!,
Force and Styles,
Stompy,
Billy "Daniel" Bunter,
Scotty Broooooon,
Plus System,
DJ Dougal,
Re-Con,
Happy Rollers,
The Fat Controller,
Gammer,
DJ Breeze,
I'm sick of writing now,
If you're from in or around Lincoln go and see Spatch...? whenever they're playing and every time they play because they're my mates and play they will!
Take your mates, take your mum, take the bloody dog; cos they're as metal as a gammon moustache.
Pulp Fiction,
Sin City,
Usual suspects,
Lock Stock,
The Business,
Goodbye Charlie Bright,
Love Honour and Obey,
Sexy Beast,
Scum,
ID,
The Firm,
Fight Club;
and anything British and Pornographic.
oh, and Robocop-CLASSIC!
all the Terminator films
the Departed
and way, way too many more to list right now
Top Gear, any Peter Kay, Eastenders, any Steve Coogan, Tittybangbang, Shameless, nothing else. I think...
anything with mucky pictures, Rogers Profanisaurus
Ian Rush, anyone that's influenced me musically, and Keith