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About Me

i'm awesome
everytime i see a homeless person... i cry
since i like to keep my popsicles at absolute zero, i employ kelvin more than most americans. i find that desserts aren't delicious unless they exhibit no molecular movement whatsoever.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now Iâ€™m good at everything.
my kick-ass website
i grew up in heidelberg, germany for about 7 1/2 years then moved to southern california. i went to college in hoboken, new jersey. i don't know how to fix a car. I like parties, but I donâ€™t like piÃ±atas.
i live for music and dislike when people talk in movie theaters or during movies in general. i also dislike candy, greenbeans, condensation, automatic flushers and unclosed parenthesis (like this
if i had to eat one thing for the rest of my life it would be corn dogs. if i had to drink one thing it would be chocolate banana yoo-hoo's.
thank you.

My Interests

I walk this modern tightrope Of humility and belligerence

I'd like to meet:

not dane cook because he isn't funny.

celebrity wise:
johnny cash, paul rudd, michael ian black, michael showalter, david wain, conor oberst, john darnielle, fiona apple, joss stone, jenny lewis, travis barker, nick swardson, david cross, dimitri martin, mitch hedberg

aim? capitolt613

Music:

i love songs about horses, railroads, land, Judgment Day, family, hard times, whiskey, courtship, marriage, adultery, separation, murder, war, prison, rambling, damnation, home, salvation, death, pride, humor, piety, rebellion, patriotism, larceny, determination, tragedy, rowdiness, heartbreak and love. And Mother. And God.

Movies:

wet hot american summer
the baxter, baseketball, grandma's boy, the life aquatic, kung fu, nepolean dynamite, sandlot, clockwork orange, lock stock and two smoking barrels, i heart huckabees, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fight club, snatch, corky romano
better off dead
road trip, deuce bigalo, a mighty wind, best in show, spinal tap, harold and kumar..., dumb and dumber, orange county, high fidelity, royal tenenbaums, pcu, better off dead, killer clowns from outter space, the warriors, i drink your blood, stealing harvard, slackers, van wilder, the harry potter movies, boondock saints, bubble boy, sol goode, fight club, rushmore,
bottle rocket
tommy boy, when in rome, twins, weird science, the breakfast club, sixteen candles, black sheep, cable guy, never ending story I, II, and III, office space, bill and ted's excellent adventure, lord of the rings trilogy, princess bride, beerfest, borat... i'm a big fan of movies

Television:

its always sunny in philadelphia, the soup, entourage, scrubs, family guy, american dad, grounded for life, there and back, and flavor of love.

arrested development

these shows are also pretty kick-ass... sponge bob, sealab 2021, venture bros., mr. show, meet the barkers, clone high, south park, the office (bbc is better but both are good), harvey birdman: attorney at law, ifc, in a fix, while you were out, simpsons, oblongs, futurama, aqua teen hunger force, total request live, camp jim, next, date my mom, snl, conan o'brien, upright citizens brigade, my super sweet 16

Books:

sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs