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About Me

My wonderful road family!. Worlds most talented group of people...Get into it!! Street Dogs - "Two Angry Kids"
Street Dogs - "Two Angry Kids"
There's nothing I love more than being on the road. I'll take the crazy long days, baby wipe/water bottle showers, 3-4 hour "full nights of sleep" in a bus bunk or van (and when you find yourself sleeping on the floor at the local motel 6..you're living in luxury), early load ins, late load outs, different cities everynight over anything in the entire world!!

*I live to travel and travel to live

*Touring is not only part of my job, but it's vital in my life

*I have no idea how to "do" my hair

*I can't walk in heals, at all.

*Victoria's Secret is my absolue weakness

*I own more of it than anyone should

*I live for Hockey & Baseball

*I bite my nails when im nervous

*I'm addicted to steamed veggies, tofu & protein bars

*Getting lost in new cities is my specialty and I wouldnt trade it for the world

*I dig lots of hip hop

*I love to run and bike

*A life full of travel is the life for me

*I solely judge people by how they treat animals

*Summer time BBQs make the the happiest girl ever

*I like to hack up old tshirts and create new fun things

*I love being on the open water
* I love to fly

Where in the world is Keli!?!?!?!?
..WHEN INJUSTICE BECOMES LAW, REBELLION BECOMES DUTY..

Tommy02143 (10:33:34 AM): your like this blonde revved up marathon running version of audrey hepburn with awesome taste in music

Pinky Down!

I'd give a million dollars to have her back, she was everything to me. EVERYTHING. I'll never forget you Lucky. Never.

I am...

2-3 years ago we used to fall into bar bathrooms like champs...

My Interests

Both people forever displayed in the form of ink on my skin....>

ROCK N' ROLL,roadtrips,meeting new people, animals,meeting new people, baseball (RED SOX), hockey(BRUINS),dancing, meeting new people, meeting new people,long distance running, marathoning,animal rights, traveling,traveling, traveling,traveling, traveling,traveling, traveling,TRAVELING,MEETING NEW PEOPLE, mittens,raisins, lip gloss, snowball fights, water gun fights, skiing, sledding,sno-tubing, swimming, vanilla, Levis, Victoria's Secret,ink,the beach, christmas season,sunny days, breezy nights, campfires, night time...TRAVELING & MEETING NEW PEOPLE ect

This band...

I love Pitbulls!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone/Everyone ...

Oh and THIS GUY!!

Music:

There's really to much to make an accurate list. I tend to like pretty much anything. Anything that brings a smile to my face and gets my toe tapping. I've found that country music is the only genre I tend not to like.Currenly (always..) infatuated with:

THE CLASH

RAMONES

Sam Cooke

Exploding Hearts

Lucero

Talking Heads

Prince

The Loved Ones

Eric Clapton

MOTORHEAD
Drag The River

The Exit

ELVIS COSTELLO

MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AC/DC

Billy Joel

Johnnyy Cash

Tom Petty

Jurassic 5

Miles Davis

Superdrag

Lucero

Jarvis Cocker

Huey Lewis

The Exploding Hearts: R.I.P Adam, Matt & Jeremy!!

Movies:

As Good As It Gets,Lost Boys,Hedwig,Breakfast Club, Spinal tap,SLC Punk, Milo and Otis, Forrest Gump,Indiana Jones, Wet Hot American Summer,The Great Rock N' Roll Swindle, Office Space,Almost Famous... the list goes on. And YES I love Jurassic Park

Books:

Please Kill Me, On The Road: Sex Pistols in America, Punk: The Definitive of a Revolution, Trainspotting, How to Kill a Rockstar,Cather In The Rye, Meat Is Murder:The Smiths.

Heroes:

Keli's vitals

Status:

Too fast to live, too young to die!

Here for: Friendship is the best ship
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Steve Carrell's pants
Body Type: 5'7", Athletic
Religion: Rock & Roll
Sign: Pisces
Smoke / Drink: Mehh..
Children: No idea. Not anytime soon.
Occupation: Manager/Tour manager/Merchandise manager/Production
Income: Getting by, happy as hell..

R.I.P Johnny Pix, We'll never forget you!!..

"When you meet people who say you had an effect on their life,you realize it was all worth it"-Joe Strummer

These guys....

John A. "The Elder" Kelley (1907-2004) Ran and completed the Boston Marathon 58 times, started 61 times. Final race was in 1992 at age 84.

My Blog

day off; New Orleans

today was the definition of a perfect day off. Today we spent the day in New Orleans. The original plan was to volunteer at the shelter and help walk all the dogs and whatnot. That kept me super busy ...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:06:00 PST

A love letter....

Dear state of California, You officially win. My once dedicated Boston heart has officially been owned. I never thought I'd see myself residing outside beantown's historical st...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:06:00 PST

Females in Music. Ode to good nature.

All throughout school, life, hell everyday life i've always been told females in the music business have to work twice as hard to show they're there to prove themselves to show girls can be just as pr...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:58:00 PST

112th Running of the Boston Marathon!

A week ago at this time I was sound asleep on Boston Marathon eve.A week ago tomorrow I would be crossing that finish line, chipping of a mere few seconds compared to my previous years time.I can't be...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:17:00 PST

Summer Touring Vital Signs (New stuff added!!)

The snow has melted and the warm breezes seem to be here to stay which can only mean Summer is rounding the corner&which can only mean one thing: SUMMER TOUR! . I have been getting a high volume of me...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:06:00 PST

Street Dogin' it...

Words cant express how much I adore my road family!Street Dogs are not only an insanely talented group of brilliant musicians they have become my family. With a new record about to drop sometime this ...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:30:00 PST

2007.

HERE'S TO THE LAST YEAR.... 1) DRINKING BUDDY(ies) OF THE YEAR(in no particular order)The Hollowpoints (Benny,Matty,Dan, Will),Stef Smith, Paul Rucker,Jason Bennett, Ryan Packer, Brian Smith, Darkbust...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:57:00 PST

tired. i miss you.

Tonight(early on), got an on-stage apology from a long "lost" friend who decided to announce the next song as "Keli O'Malley i'm so so sorry.. (and something else I didnt hear).."I don't know wh...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST

Some people are just to good for the bad stuff.

I swear it's "Moral of the story" month. This is the second time in less than 2 weeks i've been giving heartwarming advice from great friends who really helped me open my young eyes and see things wis...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST

Dear meat head with tribal/barbed wire tattoo at the gym this morning...

The gym is not a night club, you don't go there to pick up chicks. I'd hope you go there to work out then start your day. Usually at 4:45/5am ish is not the ideal time to try and smooze with girls whp...
Posted by Lil'Mrs. Merch Swede on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST