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I have a crush on Hannibal Lecter in the new movie. Hotness.
Spelling and grammatical errors bother me way too much then they should, especially ...
I cannot stand naked feet, gravy, and snakes. Seriously, someday I plan on punching them all in the face.
I love this clip. Fuck off it's adorable. .. width="425" height="350" ..
First and foremost, I am a dancing machine. I got all sorts of crazy skills and will beat your ass in a dance-off any time. I've trained with the best that this country has to offer. So step down before you get served. Bitches.
I am not really a dancing machine. I just like to think I am.
I am addicted to threadless.com!! If you want to buy a tshirt click HERE and i'll be credited a few points towards feeding my own addiction!!
I'm socially fucking retarded. Booze provides me with courage so it's all good.
I like to laugh at most other people's misfortunes.

Seeing people fall down is my most favorite sight ever.

My Interests

ninja kicks.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone that will teach me how to spin kick...preferably starting from a sitting position. People that will buy me a beer too.

Music:

Crap.

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, Super troopers, american history x, angelas ashes, gone in 60 seconds, whole lotta more...

Television:

I'm a sucker for VH1. It provides good background noise.

Books:

I HATE HATE HATE Catcher in the Rye. It was stupid and meaningless. And gay, did I mention that it was fucking gay?

Heroes:

and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Oh yeah, Snoop is up there too.

My Blog

The first time I genuinely felt old.

I was lucky enough to go to the New Years Eve Mighty Mighty Bosstones show this year and Dicky was asking who had gone to the New Years Eve show they had at the Centrum in Worcester.....10 years ago. ...
Posted by Whatev. on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:26:00 PST

Snooooow.

There's only a little bit off time left before the snow goes away. I am throughly depressed. I have, although, managed to get to a decent point where I can snowboard pretty comfortably which makes me ...
Posted by Whatev. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

New years eve bitches.

Click em to make em big. Duh.I'll post more when I feel like it....
Posted by Whatev. on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

Bored and procrastinating

Put your MP3 player on shuffle and write what song is playing for each subject. Go to the next track for the next subject. Don't lie about it! OPENING CREDITS: Jesus Walks- Kanye WestWAKING UP: Summer...
Posted by Whatev. on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:11:00 PST

Yeah, whatever, I said it.

"Cry Me a River" by Justin Timberlake has got to be one of the hottest damn videos ever made. I'm gonna play it on a loop for a day straight.
Posted by Whatev. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:38:00 PST

My birthday is coming!!

My birthday. So my birthday is in a bit over a week. I'm posting my birthday list so you know what to buy me. Thanks. 1) Heineken 2) High Life 3) New Castle 4) PBR 5) Sparks + 6) A million grille...
Posted by Whatev. on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST

Angry face!

My car is in shambles. A trailer truck's transmission gutted it like a fish. The insurance company is run by retarded monkeys. I want my fucking car back.How cool is this by the way.... An embalming ...
Posted by Whatev. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST

Scary shit.

Boy scouts and boy scout leaders terrify me. I've realized this over the weekend. Terrify me to no end. Especially large groups of them. Ehhhhhh. Secondly, i've made a promise that i'm gonna ke...
Posted by Whatev. on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:52:00 PST

It's been said...

...but now you've proved you're truly a piece of shit. Way to go. Fucking idiot. This applies to more than one person. If you think you're one of em then you're probably right. To every...
Posted by Whatev. on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST

4 months till snow...

4 months till snowboarding season...Mmmm Hmmm!! I've been staring at my new board forever now (which i got for only 130 bucks by accident...it was supposed to be 400). I don't think i've b...
Posted by Whatev. on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:04:00 PST