Don't send a lame Holiday eCard . Try JibJab Sendables !Do you know what that awareness is?? It's that we're all one. That separateness is an illusion, and that I'm one with everyone - with the Prime Minister of England, and my cousin Harry, you and me, the fat kid from 'What's Happening,' the Olsen twins, Natalie Portman, the guy who wrote 'Catcher in the Rye,' Nat King Cole, Carrot Top, Jay-Z, Weird Al Yankovic, Harry Potter, if he existed, the whore on the street corner, your mother. We're all one. . . . . . You wanna know what the kicker really is? Maybe I'M a little fucking crazy. That's right, maybe Jenco's a little nuts. Maybe there's something about me that says I'm a little cukoo. I know it's a surprise, I know it's not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win! . . . . . It's not all bad, Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the money. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
Don Jenco http://Don-Jenco.bebo.com/
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