This is what my friend Billy had to say about me. I think he's being rather generous, but it's better than what I came up with!
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When the big baker in the sky dishes out the cookies, we're lucky if we get a stale digestive, let alone an Oreo. Most of us have to make do with mere crumbs. Dinky, it turns out, was blessed with a giant batch of piping hot, killer caramel brownies. With a side order of sex.
Most of you will know him as a colossus of Rock, an axe legend mesmerising the masses with his total fretboard understanding. But the talents of the man know no bounds and, as Travolta nearly sang, his skills are multiplying. An author of Bukowskian truth; a photographer of unparallelled vision; and sire of the coolest kid on the planet, he is magnificence personified - my favourite addiction.
Fight to become Dinky's friend. He will transmogrify your world, and love you like no other.
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