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DAVE!

Dave Of the Caribbean!

About Me



My Interests

Writing fiction, watching good movies, exercising, reading anything and everything (fiction, History, current events, News, etc.), watching football (Go Pittsburgh Steelers!), and watching boxing. And, of course, just hanging out with friends.

I'd like to meet:

The more friends the merrier!

Music:

Green Day, Some Aerosmith, Van Halen, Killers, Keane, Sam Cooke, Mozart, Beethoven, Yngvie Malmsteen, Joe Satriani, Eric Johnson, Bon Jovi, Pat Benatar, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, The Mary Janes, Bond, Cheap Trick, Eva Cassidy, Josh Groban, Static-X, Staind, Cranberries, The Cure, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Enya, Dropkick Murphys, Otis Redding, Iron Maiden, Billy Joel, Offspring, some Metallica, No Doubt, Ozzy Osbourne, Elvis (the King!), U2, Wallflowers, Rob Zombie, etc.

Movies:

Casablanca, Maltese Falcon, Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Clerks, Die Hard, Raiders of the Last Ark, Boogie Nights, Monsters Inc., L.A. Confidential, Lord of the Rings, Sideways, Love Actually, Spider-Man 2, 2001, The Fugitive, Chinatown, Terminator, Jackie Brown, Shakespeare in Love, The Incredibles, The Usual Suspects, True Romance, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Shrek, Lost In Translation, Last American Virgin, Batman Begins, Minority Report, Primer, 2001, Sideways,

Television:

Biography (on A&E), NFL Primetime, Pittsburgh Steelers, HBO Boxing, CSI, King of Queens, Seinfeld, Frasier, Entourage, Sopranos, etc.

Books:

A Prayer For Owen Meany, The Killer Angels, Dying Inside, Fast Food Nation, The Iliad, The Pugilist at Rest, all the Harry Potter books, When Genius Failed, They Shoot Horse Don't They, Washington, The 9 Billion Names of God, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, the short stories of Harlan Ellison, Thom Jones, Chris Offutt, and Tim Gatreaux; Jesus's Son, Truman, Bonfire of the Vanities, Catch-22, The Lords of Discipline, A Man in Full,

Heroes:

My heroes are all my friends and family, and this includes everyone on Myspace who happens to visit my profile. I hate to brag (er, actually, it's rather fun) but I am an EXCELLENT judge of character. In other words, if I like you, you MUST be awesome!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

My Blog

Finally out of the closet!

Well, it's come to this.  After all these years of fighting these hidden urges, I have - at last! - come to accept the person that i really am.  Trust me this wasn't an easy decision to make...
Posted by DAVE! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST

Women will hate me after reading this!

No woman will every want to hear what I am about to say.  Thus, I must give you this warning:  If you are female, DO NOT read beyond this point.  I ain't kidding.  You're only goin...
Posted by DAVE! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:02:00 PST

Always been baffled by this phrase...

Have you ever been in a real heated arguement, and you're both going back and forth, and neither of you is making any headway, but then you make a valid point (or so you thought) and your opponen...
Posted by DAVE! on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST

White-trash detector!

I used to complain that all stores should have special contraptions, kinda like metal detectors, at all entryways that measure brainwaves and intellectual capacity.  That way, whenever a moron tr...
Posted by DAVE! on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST

douchebag!

Just the other day, while I was driving, a guy cut in front of me with no warning whatsoever.  I actually had to hit the brakes to avoid an accident (it was that close!).  A second after avo...
Posted by DAVE! on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST

Dave...anti-skank!

Someone the other day told me I was the "perfect age" since it's possible for me to have sex with a girl HALF my age (I'm 39) and I wouldn't get arrested. I thought about that for a while and I've com...
Posted by DAVE! on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:00:00 PST

I couldn't CARE LESS if you're "trying to have a baby!"

Why does that phrase even exist?  How in the world could that combination of words come out of someone's mouth and not be IMMEDIATELY followed-up by the listener slamming a fist into the speaker'...
Posted by DAVE! on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

just something to think about...

Did you ever notice that the word "dumbass" and "smartass" are BOTH insults?  Does that really make sense?  Shouldn't one of them be a compliment?  Ya see, these are the kinds of things...
Posted by DAVE! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:58:00 PST

It would only happen to me!

Have you ever wandered into a gay bondage store by accident?  Oh, wait a second, you mean that sorta thing never happens to you?  Hmmm, well, uh, me neither!  Forget I brought it up! Oh...
Posted by DAVE! on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:15:00 PST

Dave 1, Squirrels 0

This all began four days ago I was down in my room reading when I heard this rather odd sound coming from somewhere in my house.  It was a raspy sorta sound, as though something was chewing on ca...
Posted by DAVE! on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST