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Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

About Me

A character distorted by the heresy of my enemies. History may be written by the victors but the truth will eventually be told, even if it takes 2000 years (Take Iscariot and his revelations) I didn't make my horse a Senator for a start - and does any person criticise Alexander for naming places after his horse? I think not! Also, Suetonius is a liar - I did get to Britainnia (Although the barbarity of this primitive land makes me sometimes wish that I hadn't.) How else would I know about Des Lynam?
It is time for the real story to be told, sans the pornography.
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My Interests

Horses, general tyranny, sexual deviancy

I'd like to meet:

Other marginalised historical figures. Brigette Nielsen, Richard Nixon, Rommel. Or generally those with a penchant for disorder, dictators and unpredictable behaviour.

Music:

Nero's 20 Greatest Hits.

Movies:

Pornography, apart from Caligula.

Television:

"I Claudius." My Uncle was a fool and his recollections can not be trusted because of it. However, I am in it.

Books:

Anything with me in it.

Heroes:

None! I am a God!!! But Caesar, Alexander, Hugo Chavez and Jeremy Clarkson have earned their place.