Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab!

About Me

I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

I'm livin' in a material world and I am a material girl...boy...er nevermind. Name's Cody and that just doesn't rhyme with anything now does it? I live in Roseville, CA and work at UPS, loading trucks. I enjoy camping, any sort of physical activity and sleep. I'm prone to the occasional extremely massive party where I'll happily get fucked up beyond belief and chew someone's ear off like Mike Tyson, but most of the time I'd rather just chill and kickback with friends. I'm still a little questionable on the whole MySpace thing, but I am giving it a try. I also forgot to mention that I am part geek. I love video games and computer games and I'm prone to silliness. Oh the duality!!! Anyway, have fun on my page or something.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO DON'T FUCKING SUCK! Seriously, if you're some fucktard trying to sell something or you're some hot chick who thinks I want to add you just because you're hot, you can go fuck yourself with a shovel. I'm just looking for chill, layed back people who don't cry and slit their wrists. It's cool if you listen to some heavy rock or have long hair, but if you're like a dude that wears eyeliner or have massive multicolored pants with streamers hanging off of them...please, for fuck-sake, go away. If you're into sports or working out, I have no issues with you as long as you're not a thick-headed jock who gets a fucking boner from flexing his muscles in the mirror.I'm not some cliche or anything and I'll try to meeting you if you don't fall into the hated categories above. I just spread the love and do my own thing. Unless I hate you...then again, I hate everyone. At least I hate everyone equally though. Now that I think about it, I don't want to meet any of you, I hate you all.