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Eulojio

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About Me

I'm what you might call a freelance artist. I paint murals, portraits, and comissioned artwork for a living and tell lies in a disturbingly believable way for fun. I like to sing while I paint, unless someone can hear me (and my voice always sounds pleasing to me ). I suspect that "blackbird" is my best sounding song. I'd say more about myself, but you really have to see the conviction in my eyes to really appreciate the things I'd tell. Be careful, I can convince you of almost anyhing. Here, take a look at this: http://www.ortegastudios.com/ What else... Oh, yes, I like to fight. In an edifying sort of way.

My Interests

I'm interested in all kinds of things. Being interested doesn't cut it, does it?

I'd like to meet:

a clone of myself

Music:

I like almost anything well done. If I don't like it, you probably shouldn't either.

Movies:

I just can't get into movies anymore. They bore me, darling. I do like The Shawshank Redemption, Life is Beautiful, The One, Unbreakable (it's my own story), Rocky 2, It's a Wonderful Life (I wish old man Potter had gotten a good beating, though). There are a many more, but that's a good range. i can appreciate anything as long as it's well done, even chick flicks (I sometimes almost cry).

Television:

I don't watch television. Yo no miro television, estupidos.

Books:

I just finished A Tale of Two Cities. I wept at the end. I honestly did. Sometimes I think about it and it fills my chest with a wonderful grief. It is the most satisfying ending I have ever read.

Heroes:

As I said, I like to fight, But that's not the fork I have taken. I feel hollow most of the time. Any fool can fight, but what I love is the complete exhaustion that comes from a good match. It's been a long time. When else are all of the bodies resources completely expended? My Hero? Fedor Emelianenko.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eulojio (yew-low-gee-oh , but more refined sounding)
Birthday: 11-27-76
Birthplace: Mexico (you can)
Current Location: sammich
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black like the ravens wing
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: A legacy of bloodshed and betrayal that goes back to Spain and the first conquistadors.
The Shoes You Wore Today: none Yet.
Your Weakness: Other peoples weaknesses. I want to fix them, and fix them right now.
Your Fears: oh no, I'm not letting you inside my head.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finishing a triple portrait I'm doing.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: .....
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't think about crap like that.
Your Bedtime: Much too late.
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's missing, how can I remember it.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds breakfast / Burger King rest of the day.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: is the pope a mormon?
Do you Swear: No ma'am
Do you Sing: Like a mother#^!*#!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes ma'am
Have you Been in Love: Only once, but that's all I need because it's permanent that way.
Do you want to go to College: That was so five years ago.
Do you want to get Married: That was so four years ago.
Do you belive in yourself: It would be silly not to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I read.
Do you think you are Attractive: In the right lighting and from a certain angle at about 75 ft. away
Are you a Health Freak: More than most, less than I used to be.
Do you get along with your Parents: Love 'em
Do you like Thunderstorms: The more violent the better.
Do you play an Instrument: no, not really.
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ca ca
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I want to
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but I'm always on a pedestal in my mind.
In the past month have you been Dumped: not I
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no. (Is it still called skinny dipping if you're fat)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes ma'am
Ever been called a Tease: A long time ago
Ever been Beaten up: 4th grade
Ever Shoplifted: when I was like 5
How do you want to Die: not in vain
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A famous painter
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bluish/ sometimes green
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: As long as it's well done
Height: 5'4
Weight: 125
Best Clothing Style: Tasteful
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: about 7
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: It's complicated and is better explained in person.
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My Blog

Blood Bath

Those of you who know me, know that I have a small conscience in regards to killing critters, and if you didn't, ask me about it sometime. I shot a squirrel today, the problem is that the bullet exit...
Posted by Eulojio on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:43:00 PST

Looking

There was a man trapped in a room. Let's say this man was locked inside for about 7 years and he had the key the whole time. It was trapped inside his gut. He hid the key at first - in his mouth. ...
Posted by Eulojio on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:36:00 PST

the final breath

I know a man who in the darkness hoped for light. I will not say that he waited for light, because that would imply a matter of time, and time is a certainty. His darkness was a despair that like a ...
Posted by Eulojio on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

Ahab

I am moved by Ahab's wrath. His furious madness is like a breaking fever to my own laments. In summary I have this to say: Though great and wretched be the leviathon and worthy of all hate; If his ...
Posted by Eulojio on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST

The ledge

It is like a ledge made of gravel, sand, loose debris and slick with moss, all in unison, and if you make your way to it through an oft used path, you will find that it overlooks a great churning rive...
Posted by Eulojio on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

tiny excerpt from my story

He did not come from some great forge, nor was he then hammered into shape by a master artisan of great renown; rather, it was as if careless hands seeking to approximate the idea of a man hew him fro...
Posted by Eulojio on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST

I don't like cake very much except for...

I only like my cake a certain way. I've tried all kinds and my taste buds only respond to butter cake and "better than s-x" cake . As a matter of fact, I don't like any other types of cake. You can...
Posted by Eulojio on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:57:00 PST

Myspace for idiots addendum (look it up)

In the process of creating your myspace account you will have to decide on a "cool" identity. It can take hours if you are searching for that one perfect name. The more insecure you are, the longer ...
Posted by Eulojio on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:33:00 PST

I need some despair

I'm trying to get depressed. You see, allegedly, artists produce their greatest works when they are feeling down (like blues musicians). I need some inspiration. Hmmm. let's go searching.
Posted by Eulojio on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST

I'm so worried.

Actually, this blog is inspired by my response to someone elses problem. You see, this person worries alot. He worries to the point where he gets nose bleeds, has bowl problems, sudden urges to urin...
Posted by Eulojio on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:44:00 PST