Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts 1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class 2. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology" 3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 4. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful" 5. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not 6. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept 7. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant 8. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms" 9. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 10. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium" 11. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight 12. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha 13. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 14. I will not lick Trevor 15. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is 16. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty" 17. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong 18. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey or Dean Thomas 19. I am not allowed to ask Hermione and Ginny if they know what a 'menage a trois' is 20. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine" 21. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?" 22. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder 23. Naughty jokes regarding "Moaning" Myrtle are only funny the first time 24. Singing "Slytherins are Sexier" in Potion's class will not get me extra points 25. The "I Hate Snape" Club is not a valid after-class activity 26. I will not sell pennies as priceless, Muggle collector coins 27. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony" 28. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey" 29. I am not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Snape's classroom 30. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force" 31. Locking random pairs of people in the astronomy tower is NOT a good way to perpetuate the race of wizards. Especially if both parties are male 32. I will not make cracks about how the unicorns refuse to go near Ginny, even though we all know they prefer virgins 33. When covering the chapter on painkilling potions, I will not turn in a bottle of Tylenol claiming it's the same thing, only better-tasting 34. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June 35. I will stop asking if Lupin was in the music video "Thriller" 36. The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters 37. I am not allowed to offer the entire Hufflepuff House as sacrifices so students may see Thestrals 38. Sirius Black does not want dog treats for Christmas Or his birthday Or Valentine's Day, or any other present-giving occaision, understand? 39. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library 40. Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs Norris 41. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense 42. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names 43. Professor Snape's problem is not that "he needs to get laid" 44. I will not give Hagrid Pokmon cards and convince him that they are real animals 45. I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" 46. If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts" 47. Giving shampoo to Prof Snape for Christmas is not an acceptable present. Neither is it for his Birthday or any other gift giving holiday 48. Madam Hooch is not a black-market source for “moonshine†49. I will not ask Madam Hooch if she would like to "test-ride my broom†50. I will not make fun of Professor Lupin and his "time of the month"=
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