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Jen

Touch me again and you'll draw back a stump.

About Me

I luff him. Pure genius. Grease 2 - Cool Rider

My Interests

Staying in, sitting on the couch watching TV with Greg. I'm always on the computer... too much. Latest interest is playing The Godfather on PS2. It's an unhealthy obsession. I love shopping. I have shoppers bulemia... I buy way too much stuff then I want to return it all when I get home.

I'd like to meet:

Opie & Anthony, Jim Norton, Mariah Carey, Justin, Wade Robson (again) my father...Just kidding... (I've met Justin). I love Gene Kelly (even though I've really only seen Singin'), Guns N Roses circa 1987, Sebastian Bach, Jim Morrison. Stephanie Zinone... MYSPACELAYOUTSPY CODE START --
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Music:

Original Guns N Roses is my favorite. Nine Inch Nails, Death From Above 1979 (RIP), Thirty Seconds to Mars, Michael Buble, Mariah, 80s metal, and cheesy pop - Britney, N Sync, Christina, etc.

Movies:

Grease 1 AND 2, Singin In The Rain, The Sound of Music, Annie, American Psycho, Romeo & Juliet. Mafia movies (of course The Godfather the most). Anything with Will Farrell and Vince Vaughn, everything by Kevin Smith (my favorite is Chasing Amy. It is AMAZING). Anything by Mel Brooks. Dirty Dancing, Saturday Night Fever, Clueless. I hate A Christmas Story.

Television:

Sex and the City, Friends, Seinfeld, Discovery/History channel type shows, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, Oprah, Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, SNL. Cheers, Honeymooners, Welcome Back Kotter. All the old Nick @ Nite shows like Patty Duke, Donna Reed, Mr. Ed, Lassie.. all the stuff I don't think they even play anymore. I watch Golden Girls and Roseanne constantly on Lifetime/Nick @ Nite.

Books:

http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/ book_detail.asp?isbn=0-595-42749-9 White Oleander was probably the best book I ever read. I love all the books by Bret Easton Ellis but American Psycho was my favorite. And I read it 4 times LONG before the movie ever came out. It pisses me off that people don't seem to be grasping the ending of that movie, but I think reading the book might help. Romeo & Juliet which I've also read about 4 times. My least favorites would be Jane Eyre and The Snow Goose. The latter is only about 60 pages long but it was the most boring fucking thing I ever had to read in high school.

Heroes:

Stacy & Clinton (thanks Aimee). My brother Chris is insanely intelligent and I agree with pretty much every point of view he has. Except that he hates the Jews. My brother Nick is always happy and does what he wants, when he wants... I wish I could be spontaneous like that. My entire family is extremely intelligent and I love being with them.

My Blog

Being Jen Ferris

Do you still have pictures of you and an ex?Prom pics and he wasn't serious.Are you an asshole?To people I don't like, yes.Do you cuss often?YesIs taking a shower a daily habit?Who the hell would be l...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST

Yay old school stuff!

1. Do you have a college degree?I have a half credit in bowling from Nassau...2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?Always 100ish.3. Do you have life insurance?No4. How many hours per week...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:15:00 PST

You know you want to know more.

1. Introduce yourself:Hello. My name is Joe. And I work .. in... a button factory. I have a wife and a dog and a family.2. It's Wednesday at noon, where are you usually?Working3. What kind of laundry ...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:59:00 PST

wtf

1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?Start the water first..who the hell gets into a cold shower?2) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?Nope...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

me, moi, mi mi mi

Everything that starts w/ my initial...1. Actor/Actress : Justin Timberlake. HE'S AN ACTOR.2. 4 letter word: Jews?3. Street name: Juniper4. Color: Jello? Like, yellow w/ a spanish accent?5. Gifts/pres...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST

This isn't all I plan on stealing from Nikky

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?I'm dating him lol.2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?Try to find someone with 1,000 bowls of soup, to sell them to.3.What kin...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST

Combine, much?

The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?I don't care, I just listen to my ringtone .. which I made. Justin's WGA interlude. :DIn a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?Depends who ...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:06:00 PST

I'm old.

TEN YEARS AGO.................1.) How old were you?192.) Where did you go to school?Nassau Community3.) Where did you work?I think I was at the bank by then.4.) Where did you live?Elmont5.) Where did ...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:37:00 PST

What I did for New Years Eve

1. Is your second toe bigger than your first? No2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? I miss my Target colored pens. Outside was colored, ink was black. And I can't find them. :( I'm a big pen dork....
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST

This is going to take longer than 4 minutes..

Q: What is in your left pocket?A: nothingQ: How much alcohol did you have this week?A: Don't drinkQ: Do you eat gas station food?A: Ew noQ: Ever drive all night to get to someone?A: NoQ: Is Napoleon D...
Posted by LET ME IIIIIN! on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST