Drivin' around in our automobile. Eatin'. Cookin'. Travelin'. Drinkin'. Drywallin'. Caulkin'. Wranglin'. Bull Ridin'. Takin' audio tours of silent movie sets. Fightin' the power & stickin' it to the man. Long board surfin'. Pronouncin' silent letters. Enunciatin'. Photographin'. Bakin'. Extreme Inactivity. Pi. Slow pitch wiffle ball. Sometimes I like to bring an umpire's chair to ping pong games and scream NET! And I always bring a full set of clubs when i miniature golf; you never know when you'll have to drive one of those fuckers right through the windmill.
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Sometimes I like to watch late night infomercials about music. Everyday sounds are music to me - Such as: The wail of small children while I am in line at the post office. Circular saws gently cutting knotted wood boards. The sound a plane makes... when it lands. Holland Tunnel traffic and horns honking. The symphony of grabage trucks and hydraulic brakes @ 3am in the city. And conversely, in the country, the sleepy cacophany of 8 million crickets and frogs and cicadas. The sound of my ears ringing in a silent room. White noise. ...and anything on 8-track
classic 70's pornographic films (although entertaining to watch at home now, nothing compares to the good ol' days of hunching down in a Times Square theater with a big carton of popcorn and a box of tissues), talkies, space documentaries, disaster flicks (Towering Inferno, Airport, Poseidon Adventure), Mel Brooks, Star Wars, Dark Crystal, City of Lost Children. We also enjoy Big Budgeted independent films and silent movies with subtitles. Lately we have been getting into movie trailers.
–noun. a set for receiving television broadcasts. We own 2 of them. We BARELY watch TV. But on those rare occasions that we do we watch Seinfeld, Cheers, South Park, and Food Network before bed. But usually we just watch Wonderama, Land of the Lost, Electric Company, Sigmund the Sea Monster, Felix the Cat, Betty Boop, Zoom, Joel Osteen, HSN w/ Wolfgang Puck & Knife Collector Shows. and lots and lots of commercials. ...and when appropriate, we watch the Jets. ALSO OF NOTE: WE CURRENTLY HOLD THE RECORD FOR MOST CHANNELS CHANGED PER MINUTE @ 13,999,675,345,657,980,001 -- so top that! We try to watch most of our programming during "Sweeps Week."
BAG OF DISEASE!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings, anything Sci-Fi (Dune, Foundation, etc.) Dictionaries, The Making of the Atomic Bomb, How to Dissappear Completely and Never Be Found, Thought Contagion, The Origin of Consciousness In the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind, Good Night Moon, The 5 Chinese Brothers, 100 Years of Solitude, Brave New World, A Confederacy of Dunces, Mists of Avalon, Thesaurus, The Playboy Gourmet, Don't Panic: How to Prepare for Y2K. We also enjoy books on books, books about books, the book :All About Books, and books about books on cassette.
Incredible Hulk, Wonder Woman, Mighty Mouse, Wonder Twins, Ted Knight, Michael Knight, Han Solo, Yoda, Mama Cass, Jebidiah Stone (Springfield), and all the little people I stepped on on the way up