Some would say that this applies to me... W/e...
Let that be known! Hahaha... ALSO! Please, please stop. If you ask me a ? that's POP CULTURE related, I'm prooooooobably gonna know the answer, and spit it out ASAP. Unless I myself say I don't think I'm right, please, DO NOT debate me. I don't speak for my health. I am DEF, DEF right.
Cinema Cafe is DEFINATELY my favorite restaurant/movie theater combo. Don't know how many there are, just know that I ♥ the FUCK outta CC. PS, the flyer is OLD, the Independence one now shows $1.50 movies all week, along w/ the independent features for like $5. GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH.
I'm a fuckup w/ emotion sickness. I ♥ illegal activity. Don't fault me. Even if you do, I DG♠F.
Not even a lil bit. Don't get fuckin' LIPPY and ask me if I GAF about my friends. OBVIOUSLY, I do. By DGAF, I mean YOU & YOUR DRAMA, AND ANYTHING ELSE HIGHLY IRRELEVANT TO MY LIFE.
Some will say that I'm an asshole, so if I say something you're not feelin', well, yeah.... Hold your breath until SYMPATHY arrives. I don't do it on purpose, it just happens. K, that's a lie, sometimes I'm just out for blood, but USUALLY, it's just me being me. Funny tho, b/c so many people love to be around me.
I have a "BB" stuck just above my right elbow. Me, my bro/sis, and two of their friends had a BB gun shoot-out in my mom's room, and after I shot Friend 1 in the stomach @ close range, my brother leaned over, basically put the gun ON my arm, and fired. Now there's a little metal ball that you can roll around in my skin.
Let'em BANG!
I once got locked inside of the Big K-Mart that I worked @. Not for them, just in there (selling phones). I didn't hear the announcement and I got locked in w/ the overnight crew. I felt like a total fag when everyone found out I had to sleep on the couch in the break room. Years later, I still do. How the FUCK do you get LOCKED INSIDE OF K-MART!?!? Ugh. Bury me alive.
MySpace Dictionary (I hate illiteracy, but I BREATHE ABBREVIATIONS)
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DGAF = Don't Give A Fuck
TUS = The Usual Suspects
B/c = Because
BOBA = Boy-on-boy action
BKB = Boys kissing boys
WTF/e = What the fuck ever
HTF = How the fuck
GTFO = Get the fuck out
NTM = Not to mention
BTT = By the time
U/DTS = Up/Down the street
BITD = Back in the day
SMOD = Sucking my own dick, which = sweating myself
STG = Swear to God