Member Since: 23/10/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/destroyingjohnbolshevic
Band Members:
$$$$: Banned from pro wrestling after killing first seven opponents. He legally changed his name to "dollar signs" in 2006. Also goes by the aliases "Get Money" and "BDNR." Estimated net worth- $3 billion.
MIKE B: Fired from NASA in 2006 for stealing a shuttle and selling it to two unknown robots. The shuttle was worth an estimated $3 billion. Rumor has it the money was laundered through dirty friends, though authorities have no leads.
MEAN GENE 3000: Originally from the planet Melmack. Gene was banished to Earth in the late 1960’s for crimes committed on Jupiter. He enjoys heavy drinking combined with loud rock music and women. Knocks heads off. Literally a party machine.
DEATHBOT: Formally an assassin-bot from the planet X-90. Deathbot’s particular series of robot (the MV77) was discontinued in 2003, rendering him useless in the wake of upgraded models. He was shipped to Earth in 2004 to be scrapped for spare parts. After managing to escape, he went to the shelter on 17th street where he met Mean Gene.
ZERK: Spending time on Earth until he can fix his spaceship and fly back to Jupiter. Poses as a Mexican migrant worker to avoid the Area 51 scandal. Zerk is head of DJB security and regularly attends AA meetings.
MC PRIMATE: The ultimate hype-man. MC Primate is a domesticated silver back gorilla from the Congo. Bought as an exotic pet by $$$$ in 2007, MC has been trained to be the best hype-man in the industry.
Influences: dinosaurs, fog machines, time travel, neon spraypaint, blacklights, dirt, space-suits, energy drinks, buckets, and of course lazers
Sounds Like: rock and roll should.
Record Label: currently label shopping