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Trashedley Assley Ashhole Shley Minerva Kitty

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph

About Me


You've managed to stumble upon a rather twisted and bizarre corner of the universe. Welcome! I seem to have caught your attention, so let me attempt to introduce myself.
I am an outgoing, adventurous 23 year old New Jersey native and recent Rutgers graduate. I'm a serious adrenaline junkie and love pushing myself to the limit. Extreme sports and exercise, traveling, music and the great outdoors are my passions in life.
In the coming years, I plan on moving to San Diego to immerse myself in the laid-back beach lifestyle. Ideally, I would like to start my own fashion line, publish a book of poetry, produce my own music as a DJ, design commercial art, promote bands, and learn to play the guitar and drums like a pro.
Wherever my loves in life take me, I will never forget where I come from. I have crazy, wonderful friends, a family I adore with all my heart and couldn't survive without, and what feels like all the possibilities in the world.
I am friendly, easy-going, approachable, and sometimes even funny. But there are a few things you should know about me...

I AM NOT:

Filler for your friends list. I use myspace to keep in touch with friends and network, not to keep up with the global popularity contest.Just another skank-ass myspace whore who will add/do anyone/anything for a couple of seconds of spotlight. That shit is obnoxious, self-absorbed and degrading. This is just an overrated website, not a fucking theater.Looking for empty, meaningless relationships; one night stands; or STDs.I am only human - I have my quirks, my faults, my talents and my dreams.
I hope you do too.

My Interests

Here is a somewhat organized mind-fuck of loves, desires, values and ideas:
MUSIC: of all sounds, sorts, senses, and languages

NEXT FIX FOR THIS ADRENALINE JUNKIE: hiking, SNOWBOARDING, exercising, weight training, JOGGING!, swimming, rollerblading, yoga, volleyball, softball, soccer, football, ultimate frisbee, hockey, PAINTBALLING!, climbing trees, biking, martial arts, kickboxing, RODEOS!

VACATIONS: anytime, anywhere, no reason necessary.
Here is a list of my hopeful destinations:
Africa, Alaska, Amsterdam, Anguilla, Antigua, Argentina, Aruba, Austin, TX, Austria, Australia, Barbados, Belgium, BERLIN!!, Bermuda, Bora Bora, Brazil, Cambodia, Capri, Cayman Islands, Chicago, China, Colorado, Costa Rica, Croatia, Dallas, TX, Denver, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, England, Finland, French Polynesia, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Hawaii, Headwaters Redwood preserve, Holland, Ibiza, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Key West, Kenya, Las Vegas, Macchu Picchu, Madagascar, Maine, Mexico, Miami, Montreal, New Mexico, New Orleans , New Zealand, Nicaragua, Norway, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Portugal, Puerto Rico , Rio di Janeiro, Russia, Salzburg, San Diego, San Francisco, Scotland, Seattle, South Dakota, South Korea, Spain, St. Croix, St. Maarten, St. Thomas, Stonehenge, Sweden, Tasmania, Thailand, the Amazon, the Andes, the Bahamas, the Galapagos, the Philippines, Togo, Trinidad/Tobago, Turkey, Tunisia, The UK, The Ukraine, Vermont, Venezuela, Vietnam, Yosemite, and anywhere new I can find myself.

THE GREAT OUTDOORS: mountains, valleys, the beach, RAINFORESTS!, lakes, camping, the Ramapo Reservation (a.k.a. the Rez), road trips, wide open spaces, trail blazing, sky gazing, endless summers, fireflies, watching for shooting stars, weather (wild, violent thunderstorms; tornadoes; hurricanes), extreme sports, white water rafting, jet skiing, flying, boating, ADVENTURE!

THE ARTS: photography, computer graphics/animation (Cartoon Network, Hayao Miyazaki, Disney, Pixar, Tim Burton, Don Herzfeldt), sketching, painting, comic books, reading/writing (poetry, songs, drama, and fiction/sci-fi), tattoos and piercings, creating & destroying, GRAFFITI

LEARNING: astronomy & meteorology (bonafide weather and space freak), biology and ecology, weight training & exercise science, Reiki, meditation, spiritualism, technology, philosophy, psychology, automotive mechanics, Spanish, German culture, language and music

FREAKY SHIT: Weird NJ, ghosts and ghost-hunting, deep space wonderings, the supernatural, dreams and nightmares, Tarot cards, Wicca, majick, healing, haunted places, cemeteries, UFOs, the X-Files

I LOVE EXOTIC SPORTS CARS!!

SEX!!: wall-kicking mind-blowing animalistic free-for-all sex - the kind that makes you scream out your own name – 24/7/365!; foreplay, experimentation, costumes/outfits, role-playing, toys, games, NO FUCKING INHIBITIONS

OLD HABITS DIE HARD: (aka Confessions of a video-game junkie)

• Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2! (Favorite game EVER!!)
• SUPER SMASH BROTHERS!! (n64)
• Oblivion
• Grand Theft Auto 3; Vice City, San Andreas
• Burnout 3
• Turok
• Starfox64
• Gran Tourismo 3 & 4
• 007 Nightfire; Goldeneye64
• Counterstrike
• Ultima Online
• World of Warcraft
• Wolfenstein 3D
• Doom series
• Duke Nukem series
• D
• Age of Empires series
• The Sims 2
• Mario64
• Mario Kart
• Ghost Recon
• Halo
• Metroid
• Jurassic Park; Rampage Edition
• Ninja Gaiden
• TMNT series
• Wrestlemania64
• The Incredible Machine
• Volfied
• Snood
• Mischief Makers
• Arctic Thunder [arcade]
• House of Dead series
• DDR
• Crusin' USA, World, Exotica

JUST IMAGINE: discovering little corners of the world, day dreaming, thinking and wishing, planning for the future

CAUSING MISCHIEF

ACTIN' A FOOL.

Dreams come and go, my direction in life shifts and changes, but I always find an outlet for my energy and some satisfaction for my curiosity.

I'd like to meet:


People who are: friendly, funny, easy-going, animated, silly, philosophical, weird, open-minded, thinkers, dreamers, deviant, believers, wild, whacky, flashy, fun-loving and free - anything but ordinary.

Oh, and these crazy fuckers:

Music:

The coolest fucking band in the world.
0-9
(+44), 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds to Mars, 311

AThe Academy Is, Aerosmith, AFI, Alice in Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, The All-American Rejects, All Day I Drive, Tori Amos, Adam Ant, ANBERLIN, The Appleseed Cast, Aqua, The Aquabats, die Aerzte, As Tall As Lions, At the Drive-In, The Ataris, Audioslave

BBad Religion, Bjork, Clint Black, Black Flag, The Black Maria, Blink 182, Bloc Party, The Bloodhound Gang, Blue Oyster Cult, Boards of Canada, Bon Jovi, David Bowie, The Bouncing Souls, Box Car Racer, Brandtson!, Breaking Benjamin, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Garth Brooks, Brooks & Dunn, BT, Jimmy Buffet, Bush, Tracy Byrd

CJohnny Cash, Cauterize, Cave In, CELLDWELLER!!!, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Chevelle, Chicane, Chumbawamba, Circa Survive, CKY, Terry Clark, The Click Five, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, Copeland, Chris Cornell, Ferry Corsten, Counting Crows, Creed, Sheryl Crow, The Cure, The Cynic Project

DD:FUSE, Dave Matthews Band, Deadsy, Death Cab for Cutie, Ani DiFranco, Dinosaur Jr., Discount, DIVINITY DESTROYED!!!!, DJs Sasha, Digweed, Tiesto, Ian van Dahl; Do as Infinity, The Doors, Rob Dougan, Dr. Octagon, Dream Theater, Dynamite Boy

EElectrasy, Eminem, Enigma, Enya, The Epoxies, Eve 6, THE EXIT!!, Explosions in the Sky

FFall Out Boy, Finch, Flashbulb, The Format, From Autumn to Ashes, From Zero, Frou Frou, Fuel, Funeral for a Friend, Further Seems Forever, The Future Sounds of London

GGarbage, Gatsby's American Dream, The Get Up Kids, Gin Blossoms, Goldfinger, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guns'N'Roses, Guster

H** HAMMOCK!!**, Hawthorne Heights, Hazen Street, Head Automatica, de Heideroosjes, Helmet, Hey Mercedez, Hidden in Plain View, Hit the Lights, Jimi Hendrix, HIM, Hot Action Cop

II Am the Avalanche, Ich Jetzt Taeglich, Billy Idol, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Interpol, Islands, Iron Maiden

JJamisonparker, Jewel, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Jimmy Eat World, The Juliana Theory, Juno Reactor

KK-Pax sndtrk., Kick Over the Traces, The Killers, KMFDM!, KoRn

LThe Lawrence Arms, Chris LeDoux, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Letter Kills, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, The Living End, Local H, London After Midnight, Lonestar, LUCKY BOYS CONFUSION!!

MMad at Gravity, Madonna, Mae, Marilyn Manson, Bob Marley, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Kathy Mattea, Mazzy Star, Sarah McLachlan, Megaherz, Metallica, Metric, Midtown, Robert Miles, Moby, Mother Love Bone, Motion City Soundtrack, Mr. Mister, Mudhoney, Mum, Muse, Mustard Plug, MuteMath, My American Heart, My Chemical Romance

NNada Surf, Mever Heard of It, The New Amsterdams, The New Pornographers, *NINE INCH NAILS*, Nirvana, No Doubt, NoFX, Northstar

OPaul Oakenfold, The Offspring, Opeth, OPM, Orbital, ORGY, Outkast, Outsmarting Simon

PPanic! At the Disco, Paramore, Pearl Jam, A PERFECT CIRCLE, Pennywise, Pepper's Ghost, Tom Petty, Phantom Planet, Piebald, Pinback, Pink Floyd, Plain White T's, Polaris, The Postal Service, Powerman 5000, PPK, Presidents of the United States of America, Prodigy, Pulse Ultra

QQuasimoto, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, The Queers

RRadiohead, Rage Against the Machine, RAMMS+EIN!!, Collin Raye, The Receiving End of Sirens, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Republika, The Revolution Smile, Riddlin' Kids , RX Bandits!

SSave Ferris, Saxon Shore, The Secret Machines, Seether, Senses Fail, Sevendust, Shakira, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Silverstein, Skillet!, Sleep Station/New London Fire, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Social Distortion, Sonata Arctica, Soul Coughing, Sound Factory, SOUNDGARDEN!!, The Sounds, Sparta, Spin Doctors, Spineshank, Spitalfield, Sportfreunde Stiller, SR-71, Stabbing Westward, StainD, The Starting Line, Gwen Stefani, Sting & the Police, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS! , Story of the Year, George Strait, Straylight Run, Streetlight Manifesto, Strung Out, Student Rick, Sublime, Sugar Ray, Sugarcult, Sum 41, Sundayrunners, Sunny Day Real Estate, Sunny Day Real Estate, SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!!

TTeenage Fan Club, Texas, Texas is the Reason, Third Eye Blind, This Day and Age, Tiger Army, TOOL, Thrice, die Toten Hosen, Trapt, TRUSTCompany, Shania Twain, Tsunami Bomb

UU2, **Farin Urlaub!!!**, UnderOath, Unwed Sailor, The Used

VArmin van Buuren, Van Halen, Vendetta Red, Vertical Horizon, The Verve, VNV Nation, Void Where Prohibited

WWaking Ashland, Clay Walker, The Wallflowers, Weezer, The Weakerthans, Wellwater Conspiracy, Wesley Willis, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Whole Wheat Bread, Wir Sind Helden!!, Wizo, Wolfsheim

XXTC

YThe Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Trisha Yearwood, Yellowcard, Yesterday's Rising, Dwight Yoakam

ZZEBRAHEAD!, Rob Zombie, White Zombie

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And the list goes on! Yet more vague it becomes...

• grunge!! (such a 90’s kid)
• punk
• ska
• metal
• industrial
• alternative
• rock
• techno
• trance
• progressive
• ambient
• house
• euphoric
• classical
• downtempo/chill
• jazz
• powerpop
• German punk, metal, industrial, techno, and pop
• classical Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Native American and Irish/Celtic folk music
• meditation/new age/yoga music

Movies:

· THE MATRIX!!!!
· **EQUILIBRIUM**
· JURASSIC PARK
· OFFICE SPACE
· BOONDOCK SAINTS!
· SPIRITED AWAY
· FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
· 13 Ghosts (original)
· A Clockwork Orange
· Adam Sandler movies
· AEON FLUX
· Alien
· American Psycho
· Armageddon
· Back to the Future
· Batman Begins
· Beauty and the Beast
· Bedknobs & Broomsticks
· Beetlejuice
· Bourne Identity
· Can't Hardly Wait
· Carrie
· Cars
· CKY
· Contact
· Dances With Wolves
· DARK CITY
· documentaries
· Dogma
· Dragonheart
· ELF
· Ella Enchanted
· Ferris Bueller's Day Off
· FIGHT CLUB
· Finding Nemo
· Frida
· Ghostbusters
· Godzilla movies · Grandma’s Boy
· Haggard
· HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS
· House on Haunted Hill (original)
· Ice Age
· Identity
· Independence Day
· Interview with the Vampire
· IT
· Jackie Chan films
· Jay and Silent Bob series
· Jim Carrey
· Kiki's Delivery Service
· Kung Pow
· LotR trilogy
· Mary Poppins
· Matrix Reloaded
· Men in Black I & II
· Mothra
· Muppet movies!
· NATURAL BORN KILLERS
· Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
· Phenomenon
· Pirates of the Caribbean
· Pleasantville
· Predator
· Pretty Woman
· Richy Guitar
· Run Lola Run (Rennt Lola)
· SALT LAKE CITY PUNK
· Saw
· Shrek 1 & 2
· Son of Godzilla
· Space Jam
· SPIDERMAN 1 & 2
· Star Gate
· Star Wars (the original trilogy)
· Strangers with Candy
· Super-Size Me
· Terminator 2
· THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!
· The Addams Family
· The Adventures of Milo & Otis
· The American Pie Series
· The Animatrix
· The Big Lebowski
· The Breakfast Club
· The Crow
· The Exorcist
· The Family Guy movie
· The Green Mile
· THE INCREDIBLES
· The Jungle Book
· The Land Before Time
· The Last of the Mohicans
· THE LION KING
· THE PRINCESS BRIDE
· The Secret of Roan Inish
· The Shining
· The Tommyknockers
· Thunderheart
· TMNT (original)
· Toy Story
· Trainspotting
· Twister
· V for Vendetta · Waiting
· Waking Life
· White Fang
· William Sheakspear’s Romeo & Juilet
· X-Files: Fight the Future
· X-Men I & II

Television:

Favorites:
METALOCALYPSE!! My new favorite show.
Blacker than the blackest black TIMES INFINITY!!
**Futurama**
FAMILY GUY!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
*Rocko's Modern Life*
*The X-Files!*
Beavis and Butthead
~Ren and Stimpy!!~
**Sex and the City!!**
South Park
Animal Planet!
The Travel Channel
The Weather Channel
The Discovery Channel

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· Aeon Flux
· Ahh! Real Monsters
· Angry Beavers
· Animaniacs
· Are You Afraid of the Dark?
· Arrested Development
· Cheesy German TV
· Clone High
· Comedians (Lewis Black, Jim Breuer, George Carlin, Dane Cook, Adam Ferrara, Bill Maier, Jon Stewart)
· COPS
· Cowboy Bebop
· Crank Yankers
· Drawn Together
· Firefly
· Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
· Full Metal Alchemist
· Hey Dude
· I Love the 80's
· I Love the 90's
· Invader Zim
· Jackass
· Mission Avenue
· Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
· MTV2
· MTVU
· Robot Chicken
· Salute Your Shorts
· Scrubs
· Sealab 2021
· Six Feet Under · Space Ghost
· Spongebob Squarepants
· That 70's Show
· The Adventures of Pete and Pete
· The Dave Chappelle Show
· The Food Network
· the History Channel
· The MaXX
· The Oblongs
· The Simpsons
· the Sopranos
· Viva La Bam
· Wild on E!
· Wonder Showzen
• MTV, VH1, reality TV, E!, FOX News and the other 74 billion useless TV channels eat stiff, corporate ass.
• The entire celeb-pop nation is the diarrhea of human existence.
• If you look up to and/or emulate wastes of life such as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson or Lindsey Lohan, I sincerely hope you choke on a used tampon.

Books:

· Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
· The Hobbit
· LotR series
· The Enchanted Forest Chronicles
· An Unquiet Mind
· This Place Has No Atmosphere
· The Brightest Light
· anything by Stephen King
· The Davinci Code
· (esp. The Tommyknockers, IT, The Shining, Insomnia, The Green Mile and Pet Semetary)
· Derek Rosenfeld's Travel Companion: Vol 1
· Robert Frost
· The Outsiders
· Edgar Allen Poe
· Johannes Goethe
· Messer by Till Lindemann
· Cunt by Inga Muscio
· Making Majick
· Borderlands by Gloria Anzaldua
· American Gods by Neil Gaiman
· Good Omens by Neil Gaiman

Anyone who writes here that they don't read is a fucking ignoramus and should run face-first into a buzzsaw laughing!!

Heroes:


♥My parents - the coolest, nicest, most selfless people I have ever known;

♥ my friends - you mean the world to me!;

♥ my nana - my guardian angel, keeping me safe;

♥ Milo - my other guardian angel, whose purrs still echo in my dreams;
RAMMS+EIN: Till Lindemann, Richard Kruspe, Christoph Schneider, Flake Lorenz, Paul Landers and Oliver Reidel

die Aerzte: Farin Urlaub, Bela B. and Rodrigo Gonzales

DIVINITY DESTROYED : a masterpiece for the ears, the music you make is what I've been waiting for. Your energy is enlightening, your potential immense, your talent endless.

♥Jerri Blank of Strangers with Candy;

♥Bender of Futurama;

♥ anyone who can make sense of this crazy, beautiful world.

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