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Derek

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

This page is dedicated to my short-story "experiment" 'Derek Rosenfeld's Travel Companion, Vol. 1', which is available on Amazon (for less than $5), B&N, and some other book seller websites. I figured that most who use MySpace for promotions are marketing their music, criminal online casinos, or their big tits, so I thought I'd try a change of pace and try to promote literature instead (If you want to consider what I write "literature"). Let me know what you guys & gals think. Peace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Someone who will buy me and enjoy me for what's on the inside. Someone who can laugh when I try to make them laugh, cry when I try to make them cry, be confused when I try to make them confused, and think when I try to make them think. Someone caring, understanding, loving, and who is not afraid to pay $3.50 Shipping and Handling to have me."Pretty corny, but my marketing manager Ed Riptide told me I couldn't swear yet, and must also appeal to the female demographic of ages 13-59 as well. Ages 60+ just don't give a damn.You can go to my web site www.deebolicious.com for more information.

My Blog

"NECK"

NECK        Today is the first day of school, in a new school even.  I slept a grand total of around two-and-a-half hours last night, or should I say, this morning. ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:24:00 GMT

"RUMBLE"

RUMBLE        Pluto rotated on its elliptical axis quick enough to induce Tyrus into dizzying hallucinations.  He floated by in his bright black V7G Wormhole Pod, rubbin...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:21:00 GMT

"RISE"

RISE        Stevie was ready to have dinner.  He sat on his couch in deep zoning.  He figured he needn't bother worrying to use his brain, trying to think of someth...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:18:00 GMT

"TEAR"

TEAR       My name is Para-Dice, and tonight, I was bombing.  Under normal circumstances, though, I'd be killing.  The same plucky spirit just was not there.  Howeve...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:15:00 GMT

"PANTS"

PANTS   To: Everybody Cc: All losers Subject:  Company Changes To commemorate the end of the three-day weekend, we have made a number of staff decisions that will take effect at 10 A.M. t...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:08:00 GMT