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Andrew, or Jafski, is classified as a bipedal primate belonging to the species Homo sapiens under the family Hominidae (the great apes). Andrew has a highly developed brain capable of abstract reasoning, language, and introspection. This, combined with an erect body carriage that frees his upper limbs for manipulating objects, has allowed Andrew to make greater use of tools than any other species.
Like most primates, Andrew is by nature social. However, Andrew is particularly adept at utilizing systems of communication such as language for self-expression and the exchange of ideas.
The closest living relatives of Andrews is the Common Chimpanzee "After 6.5 [million] years of separate evolution, the differences between chimpanzee and Andrew are just 10 times greater than those between two unrelated people In fact, chimpanzee and Andrews DNA is 96% identical
Andrew likes researching chemicals,and small dogs
Andrew is learning crochet of his housemate,
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My Interests

ice hockey, restoration of big old wooden ships. cheeky rocks of crack for special occasions (like jowellys barmitzva,) kites, yeah fuckin big ass parachute style kites, snowboarding, sam the worlds ugliest dog. . . . . i once ate an ugli fruit. . .sleeping, mountains, valleys, waterfalls, all niters, all dayers, stella Artois, Gary Ablet, ! KISS DA FUNK ! cars, TaXiDeRmY,

I'd like to meet:

more small dogs and research chemists. or chemical research dogs, . . . . . . . . . . . .
Jimmy Saville
OPTIMUS PRIME

feed him an apple, go on do it do it!

Music:

schfifty five, pj and duncan, david guetta, aqua, prodigy, take that, hype, zinc, wham, pendulum, genesis, squarepusher, mylo, rob tissera, plump djs, 2many djs, the pet shop boys, goldie, spandau ballet, eddie halliwell, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . but nothing beats a bit of lionel. mmmm mmmmm br

Movies:

my friend harriet made a video with a dog once, its not my favourite video. . . . . . . . . . . . . .she is a mucky bitch tho. thats nice.

Television:

shes trying to get it on channel 5.

Books:

mr nice. h. marks
Transformers comics
60+
Contact magazines
anythin by enid blyton
collins comprehensive road atlas of the britain and ireland (2004 updated edition!!!)
the good book
2 bad books.
brainsurgeryforfuknuts vol 6

i also have a vast and varied catalouge of audio books. however due to their plastic surround and funny brown coily bit in the middle, technically these fall under the classification of tapes (of which there is not one). thus permitting me from discussing the matter any further under this title.... other than to say they are utterly thrilling . . .i will have to lend you a selection one of these days darling

Heroes:

ma n pa,
Jeremy Clarkson. . . . .
OPTIMUS PRIME !!!