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Slightly Better Than Jesus!

your mom

About Me

Insert about me here!
Hit me up! . thekessler999
Some people get a "Top 8" Real folk get this. Recognize
I guess back in '84 I was a pretty hot skater!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm gonna kick Core's ass.

Music:

Straight up deep house.

Movies:

V-Bules

Television:

Thats what the top of them look like!

Books:

how to's

Heroes:

I was born with the devil in me. I could not help the fact that I was a murderer, no more than the poet can help the inspiration to sing -- I was born with the "Evil One" standing as my sponsor beside the bed where I was ushered into the world, and he has been with me since. H.H. HOLMES

Um duh, Marino!

My Blog

wait.. EDIT!

so, I moved last month. Turns out that if you go to the right place gay dudes will totally buy me drinks. Berlin on madonna night...HOLY SHIT. outrageous, fierce, man I don't even know what to say. I ...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

Goin to gay bars doesn't mean free drinks.

I had to help way too many people move this weekend.  Not really but I did help some friends.  Friday I started drinkin right after work, we were outside and it was just nice to look at the ...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:58:00 PST

I forgot how these work......

But I'm pretty sure I tell you about me and you read it.  Right? Yeah so anyway, it's been a while since I've written one of these, so I figured I'd give it a shot.  Pretty much I'm just gon...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:00:00 PST

Shits lame.

Ever have a gay man call you 19 times, and leave you 13 voice mails in one night? I have! It was called Saturday night. I'll explain later. This weekend had so much promise too. Not that it wasn't fu...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:50:00 PST

Photo shows, and frat boy reunions.

Julian called me this week and invited me out with him to his fathers show at some gallery I've never heard of.  It was pretty cool though.  It was all photos he took of burlesque dancers, f...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:28:00 PST

Get at me bitches!

I started off the night by rubbin on Traci's titties.  Yeah said it rubbin on her titties. Michelle didn't dress up, but it's ok, she's scary enough. Carl came too.  I kept trying to give h...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:42:00 PST

Slim is blocked from reading this.

Welcome back! This Friday some friends of mine had a Holloween party, even though I wasn't dressed up, I still went. It was a good day Friday too. Allthough I'm not a fan, I made a stop by the White ...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:09:00 PST

I always felt my asshole was too brown also..........

So the other day I was watching Dr. 90210, and I saw the hottest shit ever. There was a porn star, and for her next movie, she wanted to get her asshole bleached. I thought this was amazing. To me, yo...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:57:00 PST

Florida Chronicles Part II

So last I left you, Dave and I had just woke up from out 4 hour naps, and we headed to the beach. Do you know what Red Tide is? Well let me tell you, it's the greatest thing in the world. When you g...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 09:46:00 PST

Florida Chronicles. (part 1)

Ever drive through the South 23 hours with sleep depravation, and an over enraged black man? I have. The trip had so much promise. Warm weather, sandy beaches, and hot women. However it didn't exactl...
Posted by Slightly Better Than Jesus! on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 09:46:00 PST