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Mr Hawkins

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About Me

If we're talking either music, tea or sausages then you've definitely got a conversation
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andy
Birthday: 15th June 1977
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: West Yorkshire
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish and welsh, apparently
The Shoes You Wore Today: Good god, does it matter?!
Your Weakness: Sausages
Your Fears: Large spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: One that isn't anywhere near me
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: An ordered life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: God knows
Your Bedtime: When I've had enough
Your Most Missed Memory: Early childhood. Everything seemed a lot simpler then...
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Fish & Chips
Single or Group Dates: No preference
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Tea
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Sadly yes a lot more than I should
Do you Sing: Yes. Often.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes, and I am again, currently.
Do you want to go to College: I regret not doing it when I was younger. I would like to someday
Do you want to get Married: I have been once already. Maybe I will again...
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, in a non-arrogant way
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think about it.
Are you a Health Freak: Good god no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, and they are brilliant people.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, as long as I'm not stuck out in them
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. Many.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, I rarely ever do.
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Surely you mean shopping centre and the answer is no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. Anyway, McVities chocolate biscuits are where it's at.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No - not my thing at all
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes it's part of my job...
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, and it wouldn't be a pretty sight if I did either
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: With a smile on my face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A good father
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia is still on my list
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not important
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Not important
Best Clothing Style: Not important
Number of Drugs I have taken: Mind your own business!
Number of CDs I own: I can't count them all.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I've had a few, but too few to mention.
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My Interests

Music and recording it (I know it may be sad but I do love my job!), Cooking (check out my sunday roasts), Sausages (we're getting silly now), 60's lounge hammond organ instrumentals (ok that's enough)

Music:

The Pigeon Detectives, Acer, Ben Folds Five, The mighty Huey Lewis & The News, Ben Kweller, Herb Alpert And The Tijuana Brass, The Beatles, The Monkees, Gary Stewart Band, XTC, Eels, Teenage Fanclub, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Pixies, Gary Numan, Bodixa, The Sundays, Bob Mould, Husker Du, Sugar, The Mr T Experience, Motion City Soundtrack, The Killers, Sugarcult, Matchbook Romance, Deathcab For Cutie, The Postal Service, The Damned, Zombina & The Skeletones, The Contrast, Sir Loin & The Rump Steaks

Movies:

Spinal Tap (the ultimate!), Alien, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, The Ninth Gate, Trainspotting, Star Wars (Episode IV), Return Of The Jedi, The Sixth Sense, Jaws, Return Of The Pink Panther, Pretty much any dumb comedy really!

Television:

Father Ted, Family Guy, Phoenix Nights, That Peter Kay Thing, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Blackadder the Third, Frasier, The Young Ones, The Munsters, My Name Is Earl, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, The Simpsons, Have I Got News For You

Books:

Any Douglas Adams, Any P.G.Wodehouse, Andy Arthur Conan Doyle, The story of the Thrust supersonic car by Richard Noble (don't yawn at the back there), Bridget Jones Diary, Berlin Game / Mexico Set / London Match by Len Deighton, The Ipcress File (Len Deighton)

Heroes:

Music: Ben Folds, XTC, Brian Wilson, Paul McCartney, Dave Grohl, T'Fanclub Comedy: Bill Murray, Peter Kay, Jack Dee, John Cleese Anyone else: Me family