Individualist. Unconventional. Radical, perhaps even crazy relative to the collective masses. Some have claimed that I'm schizophrenic, but I don't suffer from it.
I have different personalities depending on the situation, and it's my luck of the draw which one you'll have the offense of meeting.
Salt rock lamps are cool. I drink raw milk. I'll submit you if you're not careful. I want to get tasered for no good reason by a paramilitary law enforcer.
My job is alright, but I'm sick of being a slave, a prostitute, a serf. My mind seems as if it's under pressure, as if it's contained. I try and expand it, and release the pressure, but to no avail the pressure is always there. Yes, there's the occasional fluctuation due to some mindless fluff coupled with some insobriety... Or, maybe this is just the reality I've built for myself, and there's so much more out there. Hmm...
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