I enjoy making films. Sometimes I have to kick some ass...same ol' same ol' a day in the life of being me....Steve mother fuckin' McQueen
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve "Cool" McQueen
Birthday: 03/24/1930
Birthplace: Beech Grove Indiana
Current Location: I'm a ramblin man
Eye Color: Blue eyes
Hair Color: Dirty Blondish
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I smack bitches with my right hand, and drink whiskey with my left hand
Your Heritage: I belong to no one
The Shoes You Wore Today: The ones that will boot your ass if you fuck with Steve McQueen
Your Weakness: Whiskey
Your Fears: Not even 5 lbs of cancer can strike fear into the heart of steve mcqueen
Your Perfect Pizza: Celeste
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To win coolest man of the year........again.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bitch.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh good I'm still Steve McQueen
Your Best Physical Feature: My slapping hand.
Your Bedtime: Shortly after the sun rises
Your Most Missed Memory: Before I realized life was scam.
Pepsi or Coke: Which ever one happens to have whiskey in it.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm not allowed in MacDonalds any more.....
Single or Group Dates: I don't go on dates I just get right to the sex.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Which ever one has whiskey in it.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Do they make Chocolate or Vanilla flavored whiskey?
Cappuccino or Coffee: As long as you Irish it up i don't care
Do you Smoke: More than I breathe!
Do you Swear: What the fuck's a swear?
Do you Sing: No but if i decide to you better listen!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes and with a different woman every day
Have you Been in Love: Absolutely not.
Do you want to go to College: College wants to come to me.
Do you want to get Married: No, I would simply get tired of slapping the same woman everyday.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes along with the rest of the country
Do you get Motion Sickness: Fuck you.
Do you think you are Attractive: It doesn't even matter any more!
Are you a Health Freak: If whiskey is healthy then yes, yes i am
Do you get along with your Parents: Probably if i didn't kill them
Do you like Thunderstorms: I am solely responisble for the phenomenon that you all know as thunder
Do you play an Instrument: The whiskey bottle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: (Steve McQueen was unable to answer the question because he was drinking)
In the past month have you Smoked: *Lights a cigarette* I'm sorry can you repeat the question?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If i knew i'd tell you.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Like I said I don't date I simply get to the sex.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Does robbing one count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No they are only good with milk, they don't dip well in whiskey.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Is that the asian broad i was with last week? If so yes i have.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Stage actors are queers.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I wouldn't know I'm always gone in the morning.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes...by accident.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: How does $500,000 dollars sound?
Ever been Drunk: I have never been sober.
Ever been called a Tease: No. Never.
Ever been Beaten up: Ha....haha....hahaha....hahahahahahahahaha. That's rich.
Ever Shoplifted: No, people pretty much know i am taking something when i brandish my shotgun
How do you want to Die: In Juarez Mexico.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I've been to the top of the moutain. It is good
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Closed.
Favourite Hair Color: Never noticed broads came in different hair colors.
Short or Long Hair: Long, so when i smack her it waves delicately in my face.
Height: The height of my approaching slap
Weight: The bigger they are the harder they fall
Best Clothing Style: Naked......or pasties and g-strings
Number of CDs I own: None, strickly vinyl.
Number of Piercings: Those are for queers right?
Number of Tattoos: One jail house tat.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The slap I failed to plant on my mother's face.
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