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SaM☆E☆MoE-- ♥HARASSASAURUS♥

When I sit down to eat! I GET SEXY!

About Me

I am a christian, I love Jesus
but im the farthest thing from perfect.
I can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like it’s going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby
you’ve never met anyone who is as negative as I am sometimes
I am the wisest woman you've ever met.
I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected.
I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen
And you've never met anyone Who's as positive as I am sometimes.
You will dig everything of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can’t relate
I blame everyone else, not my own partaking
My passive-aggressiveness can be devastating
I'm terrified and mistrusting
And you’ve never met anyone as, As closed down as I am sometimes.
I'm the funniest woman you've ever known.
I am the dullest woman you've ever known.
I like boys with strong convictions
and convicts with perfect diction
underdogs with good intentions
amputees with stamp collections
plywood skinboards ride the ocean
salty noses suntan lotion
always seriously joking
and rambunctiously soft-spoken
i like boys that like their mothers
and i have a thing for brothers
but they always wait til we're under the covers
to say i'm sure glad we're not lovers
I have an obsession with the jonas brothers
i belong in dallas
i live with my 3 best friends
my mom is rad
music is my life
my favorite word is touche
please kiss me on the forehead
never give me a side hug
dogs are forever in the pushup position
i sing at the top of my lungs while i drive alone
i still listen to billy gillman
im terrified of seagulls
never take me away from lost on a thursday night its not nice
i drink unsweetened tea
i rock cowboy boots almost everywhere
i wear bright dunks on the other days
90 year old men have my heart.
i havent been to the moon i would love to live in a cartoon
i will be famous.. dont doubt me
Sammy Moe, Youre so precious!
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    My Interests

    My Loves

    I'd like to meet:

    I like boys who make me a better person
    I like boys with facial hair
    I like boys with chest tattoos
    I like boys with sleeves
    I like boys whom are funny
    I like boys that respect ladies
    I like boys who like to cuddle
    I like boys with collective cuteness
    I like boys who send me goodmorning messages
    I like boys

    Myspace Countdowns at WishAFriend.com

    Music:

    JONAS BROTHERS!!!
    In Fear and Faith
    Artist Vs Poet
    Breathe Carolina
    Panima
    Search The City
    My American Heart
    Mychildren Mybride
    Parade the Day
    Belle Epoque
    Covette
    Memphis May Fire
    School Boy Humore
    I am the Pilot
    Mayday Parade
    Sky Eats Airplane
    Confide

    Movies:



    Television:

    Global Guts Legend of the Hidden Temple Double Dare Figure it out Salute your shorts Lost Family Guy Aqua Teen Hunger Force American Idol Hannah Montana House I also love Shark Week

    Heroes:

    :] me love you long time dlew

    My Blog

    Graduates!

    I haven't written a new blog in forever.. and im laying here thinking about everything.. My last full day of school is tomorrow.. Friday morning they will call us out of second hour.. To have our last...
    Posted by SaM*E*MoE---The PaNtRy--- [*ZaN*] on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:04:00 PST

    kissin...

    iii want to kiss someone in the rain... and with pop rocks.... and in the snow... and upside down... any other cool ideas?
    Posted by SaM*E*MoE---The PaNtRy--- [*ZaN*] on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

    ???QUESTION???

    OKAY!! soo... this has been bothering me... WHYYY in the heck if there is more than onnne goose its Geese! but when there is more that one moose it is not freeakkin meese?!! GAWD english is so dumb~!...
    Posted by SaM*E*MoE---The PaNtRy--- [*ZaN*] on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:29:00 PST