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GlamTastik☆Grahamtastic☆(simply fantastic)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well fuckedy fuck fucking fuck FUCK! Doesn't pay to hit a button eight billion times and now I freaking know why. All my typing in the fill in the bullshit about me boxes are now empty! fuck, I can't type for shit. Will put stuff back gradually. Maybe it is a sign to re-vamp my profile? hmmmm... Could I have done this subconsciously? I'll never tell myself. hahahahahaha I am fucking ate up.
Nothing is more refreshing than a huge glass of chilled water. I ♥ Nintendo-clash! It makes me happy and not much really does anymore. Well some things do, but I never get my hopes up about anything, am a pessimist? Once I fought a porch, I think I won, but then again it was a porch. I've lived in Columbia my whole life and I want to move out of the BoCoMo A.S.A. MuthafuckinP, but I have no place to go, as of yet. I sell obscure antiquities and out-dated technology on eBay and have been for over 9 years. I got a useful degree, but nowhere to use it, if that makes any sense? I don't really give a fuck and I really hate pretentious shit-dicks. I think I need to vomit, just a little.

My Interests

Knob tweeking. Making lists. Shiny objects. NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) Socio-economic ruin. Downfall of capitalism. Over consumption versus the need to placate the masses. Cannibalistic global mergers. The fall of the airline industry. How much will a person pay for milk? People who use "Git R done" as a motivational speech. Socio-pathology.

I'd like to meet:


Enlightening individuals. Gunther Von Hagens. People who actually have fun. More creeps with gadgets. Brainiac fanatics Timmy Taylor is so fucking awesome. People who ♥ Peter Murphy. Someone who can solder really, really well. Someone that fully understands MIDI, but isn't a fucking prick about it. Some rich person who thinks my fucked up perspective is enlightening and has a place for me in his/her entourage. I mean I'm not incompetent or annoying (most of the time) and willing to strive for the right reasons. Someone who can make me smiles for days and days and days on end. Ohhh yeah Lil' Wayne, he so crazy.

Music:

mix a lil grind with some 8-bit and BAM! in yo face electroHARDCORE!!! Yeah that is what I am talking 'bout. Minimalist analog snobs, Manchester movement of the late 70s to early 80s. KrautRawk is fucking brilliant. Glam RawKs! ELectroTrash/Clash/Ehhhh whatever gets my ass on the floor.Bands you say...Joy Division, Kraftwerk, 10 Speed, blah blah blah I am bored.

Movies:

ZOMBIES ZOMBIE ZOMBIES AND MORE ZOMBIES. IF NO ZOMBIES, THEN...

Television:

Thundercats, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, NCIS, Simpson's, Squidbillies, Ninja Warrior, yadda yadda yadda

Books:

Breakfast of Champions by Vonnegut, Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn by Henry Miller.

Heroes:

yo momma