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"Mr. Slim"

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About Me

I believe everything old people tell me.And I love biscuits and gravy.Also, kind of not as funny as I think I am. But I do voices.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Advocacy and denigration, at the same time and separately. More specifically:Movies and music (and moving musically, which is dancing); figuring out problems and then putting them in workbooks for children to solve. The West Coast, and looking at creative ways to go even further West. The Ocean. Old Architecture, amateur horticulture.Simple sentences and deliberate mis-spelling for dramatic effect. Hiking. Obituaries and death montages at the Oscars.Disagreements.

I'd like to meet:

Presidential hopefuls and literary critics.

Music:

Radiohead, Bob Dylan, The National, Air, The Books, The Strokes, Ryan Adams, Bright Eyes.Elbow, Okkervil River, Gram Parsons, The Pixies, Fleet Foxes, The Beatles, The Byrds, She & Him, Georges Delerue.Doves, Chemical Brothers, Kings of Convenience, David Bowie, Lou Reed, The Walkmen, Langhorne Slim, The Avett Brothers, Eels, Phoenix, Spiritualized.Bernard Hermann, The Thrills, The Hold Steady, Joanna Newsome.

Movies:

25th Hour, Affliction, After Hours, Almost Famous, Animal House, Barry Lyndon, Batman Begins, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Boogie Nights, Bourne Identity, Boyz in the Hood, A Bout de Souffle, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Fog of War, Glory, Goodfellas, Good Will Hunting, In the Bedroom, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Killing, JULES ET JIM, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lolita, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Muppet Movie, Ocean's 11, Ocean's 12, Old School, Philadelphia, Platoon, Quiz Show, Red, Reservoir Dogs, Ronin, Royal Tenenbaums, Saving Private Ryan, Shadows, Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, Swingers, The Thin Red Line, Trading Places, White, Coming to America, The Family Stone, Do the Right Thing, Hud, Le Mempris, M, Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoise, 12 Angry Men, Badlands, Days of Heaven, Rififi, Eyes Wide Shut, Celebrity, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Match Point, The Shining, The Wild Bunch, High Noon, The French Connection, The Exorcist, Basquiat, Catch Me if You Can, Elephant, Heat, Hiroshima Mon Amour, Mumford, Sliding Doors, Spy Game, Asphalt Jungle, Being There, All the President's Men, There Will Be Blood, The Godfather 1 and 2, No Country for Old Men, Squid and the Whale.

Television:

LOST, 30 Rock, The Office, Californication.Really old SNL, Sports Night, The West Wing, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Newsradio.Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Frasier.

Books:

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Andre Dubus, Things Fall Apart, The Corrections, Vladmir Nabokov Short Stories, Pale Fire, The Defense, The Tipping Point, In the Heart of the Sea, Into Thin Air, Into the Wild, Andre Dubus, Underworld, Falling Man, Incredibly Loud and Extremely Close, Wanderer.

Heroes:

My Mom! Sterling Hayden. Humphrey Bogart. James Joyce. Arthur Miller. Dalton Trumbo. Cahiers du Cinema. Boston Brewing Company. Bill Clinton. The Kennedys. Peter Gammons.

My Blog

Department of misbegotten Advertising pt.2

INT. FLYING FORTRESS - DAYA rumbling WWII era flying fortress.  In the back of the plane, the guns have been removed but bullet casing slide along the floor.  THE DRONE OF THE ENGINES CONTRO...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

Important messaeg! PLease raed!

My work email recieves only the choicest spams.  This spam comes to our forum by way of Helsinki, where a clever ape has penned the most enduring chronicle of our time.And you know what?  It...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

Things you Should know About me

I have compiled a list of things that you should know about me.  These things are entirely about me, by me, and for you, the reader.  I know in  the past, you might have met me at a bar...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:40:00 PST

Fucking Scientologists

Fuck You, scientologists.  You bring the study of our world back three generations just by putting "science" in your stupid fucking name.  I hate you.  I hate mostly all of you.  M...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

GO HOME YOU DIRTY IMMIGRANTS...

 ...is evidently the opinion of a number of people who protest the hiring of illegal workers from the shopping area near where I work in Redondo Beach.  They were there for a period of some ...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

Rounding out the west coast to an even number

I don't want to rag on New England, it's great and all BUT -- Dunkin Donuts coffee is just not very good.  ALSO:  people from Massachusetts look like their from Massachusetts for some reason...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST

Department of Misbegotten Advertising pt. 1

INT. FUNCTION DRINKS - DAYRICK (30) and ALI (21) at work at separate sides of the office.  Ali begins to hum to a song she's hearing through her headphones.  Rick looks over once, twice...th...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST

On Morgan's and Seven Up

No one seems to drink this, but Morgan's and 7Up is one of the perfect combos, like backspace backspace A button with Scorpion.  Scorpion had great moves and a pretty sweet finishing move, like m...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST

Shit on Me and Die

I'll tell you what's supernatural.  My car.  It's a 1998 Honda Accord EX, and it's hunter green exterior is like Pamela Anderson circa 1994 for birds:  all they want to do is drop on it...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:08:00 PST

Amazon.com is great until it's hitler pt.1

In the interest of full disclosure, I am:a) eating my crapb) eating crapc) not eating because I'm anorexicd) doing a database of my DVD's on Microsoft Access.I don't even know Access...I just figured ...
Posted by "Mr. Slim" on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST