how to teach classes |
You know its a good day when you've spent your morning in Excel,AutoSum'ing & Paste Special'ing (Formula!) to get your Quizand Assignment and Running Total Grades Worksheets together!Yay.So far, t...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:07:00 GMT |
how to get cast in a play |
Wander through the deserted halls in the middle of Winter Break. Say Hello to Richard Luna and Talia Derry, who are talking about why Talia cannot be in his play. Say, "I'll be in your play...ha hah...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
how to get a job |
1. Write flippant email to faculty at alma mater. Should go something like this:-----Original Message-----From: Becca Kinskey [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Sunday, August 06, 2006 12:47 PMTo: ro...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 16:11:00 GMT |
the world, she is an upturned barge |
Three things.1. I have been hired to teach at the school I graduated from a year ago, which is strange. The good thing is being handed the opportunity to tick off one of the things I've always w...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:50:00 GMT |
edinburghagain |
This has been the best year ever, I really do think, and I'm heading back to where it started.The things that have happened since Today 2005:-London with Lesley & Anna -getting called a whore on t...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:59:00 GMT |
more of a good thing is better than moderation |
okay, one last time, unless they're really really good:Boobing H. Rosella!!!Overdoses G. PertinenceTangibility J. MeaganGeographers F. CapricornPhiladelphia T. Vanquishescurrent all-time chamption:Voo...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:57:00 GMT |
more with the names! |
a few more:Worships H. ObviouslyMatronly G. GloverFur M. Adjusted..... I'm simply in heaven, darling:!!!!!!!!Banjoists I. Torquemada!!!!!!!!Gunboat T. Estuary!!!!!!Hicko...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:10:00 GMT |
mystery spammer harken to my call |
okay, so my family's email server has lately been getting spammed from, hopefully, my future husband. Someone out there is getting WILDLY creative with their spam names, and I was h...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:52:00 GMT |
and then I forgot that beer has no handles |
I just remembered:I don't have suitcases anymore.I needed some of that money for suitcases...................................................
............................................odds are 14-1 f...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 23:01:00 GMT |
the edge is nigh the edge issss nigh!!! |
gah gah....gaff.
oh good fucking lord.this week I spent 200 pounds, and the only thing I know for certain is:40 went for sushi7 went for unpasteurized stilton20 went for 400mg MDMA
I guess the rest we...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 22:17:00 GMT |
