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Fun and Fortune

I've been working on a new joke, tell me what you think:Version 1: A dead baby walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The baby says "Really? You have a drink name...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

I Smell Like Retarded

My favorite cologne is Halston Z-14, has been for years.  It took me a long time to find a cologne I was pleased with.  When I found it, it was expensive but perfect.  I could only find...
Posted by Johnny on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:55:00 PST