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Chris

About Me

My name is Chris

My Interests

MySpace, Telesales, Stocks and shares, Germany, Investment banking, Venture Capitalism, Having my own series.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ

Music:

Colonel Mustard split up in 2005. I have gone on to pursue questionable bedroom projects. My entire back catalogue, in a 4 CD collectible set with a gold plated case, is due for release around 2020. Available on QVC. When my midlife crisis starts, I'm going Disco.

Movies:

I have appeared in Goodstock (2001), TV, TV (2002) and a couple of videos I made on my new phone. It's got a video camera on it! I am going to make another one in a minute before the novelty wears off. You can see them when I include them on the video disc of my 4 CD collectable set!

Television:

I have appeared on Songs Of Praise, the Des O' Connor Tonight Show, and Kilroy. I would like my own series. Serious offers only.

Books:

I am currently writing the Great British novel. Coming soon to a curriculum near you.

Heroes:

are for losers.