Star Warrior Pirate Princess

About Me

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My goal is to be the best pirate/mommy/girlfriend in the world. Or just take over the world, mwahahahahaha. Currently an English major with an emphasis in procrastinating and indecisivness. My kid is a ninja/pirate and he can kick your kid's ass. Dang!

My Interests

I kiss Mexicans. Ok, I lied. Just this one. He happens to be my favorite person in the whole world.

You know it's true.

I'd like to meet:

Yes, I did draw this...be jealous! _______________________________________ Fleeting moments of insecurity, washed away by a single word from you....
I asked God for strength that I might achieve, I was made weak that I may humbly learn to obey. I asked God for health that I might do greater things, I was given infirmity that I might do better things. I asked for riches that I might be happy, I was given poverty that I might see that riches cannot buy true happiness. I asked for power that I might have the praise of men, I was given weakness that I might feel the need of God. I asked for all things that I might enjoy life, I was given life that I might enjoy all things. I asked for a vision that I might control my future, I was given awareness that I be grateful for the now. I got nothing I asked for but everything I had hoped for, almost despite myself. My unspoken prayers were answered...I am among all people most richly blessed.

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My Blog

No Ordinary Love

they keep putting silly hats on me...help meeee!!! they're trying to give me a bath!!!happy baby chillin on the floorwhat's that you say? cute as a button?but of course.i try to talk, but the words do...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

things to "bash" on- i bet no one gets the reference.

The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy th...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST

hell hath no fury

nothing makes me madder than when someone hurts somebody i love. but nothing is worse than when they hurt my sisters. i feel like dealing out broken bones and chipped teeth, bruises and bloody knuckle...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST

Silly rabbit...tricks are for hookers

Andreas slept all night last night...we went to bed around 11 and he didn't wake up until 7am. It was awesome! The first time he slept through the night I thought he'd suffocated somehow while he was ...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

The New Little Man in My Life

He's Finally Here!!!Our son, Andreas John Alexander Martinez, was born October 17th at 9:08am. He weighed 7lbs, 7oz and was 18 1/2 inches long. I had him after 26 hours of labor, and I didn't have any...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

The Amazing Adventures of A Baby Container

I didn't fall asleep until 4am last night, and tonight feels like it's going to be similar. I don't know why I have all this stupid energy...I have nothing to do. I've already washed and sorted and cl...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

a watched pot never boils...tell me about it.

5 more days, supposedly. That would be really nice if he decided to show up on Friday. Or Thursday. I don't care which, I'm just very very ready. I still don't know what I'm going to name him. I gues...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:45:00 PST

what silliness is this

Which Is Your Worst Deadly Si...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades

I meant to write something that would help me feel some kind of release, because writing usually does that for me, but the later it gets, the more inclined I am to be vague. So I guess this is as clos...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

a million altars burning bright

minutes are the same as hours, & all you want to do is sleep. but at night, oh, god, at night. driving home on the highway, headlights cutting into the dark curves as the miles dissappear beneath ...
Posted by Star Warrior Pirate Princess on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:48:00 PST