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Aidan

I was on MySpace when it was underground

About Me

I'm a red llama with 9 elbows and I shit crayons. My meow is fierce and my cheddar is sharp.

My Interests

Music, fetish, photography, art, horror, nudity, night time, licking things...Contra Naturam videos courtesy of Walt-O Pre-show fire breathing Cat fight! Electricity and spankings! (That's me getting shocked at the beginning)

I'd like to meet:

Overweight siamese twin midget hermaphrodites with downs syndrome and squid-like appendages.

Music:

Android Lust, Angelspit, A Perfect Circle, Collide, Combichrist, The Cruxshadows, Deadsy, Depeche Mode, Emilie Autumn, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Gary Numan, The Gathering, Genitorturers, Goldfrapp, HIM, Hocico, Icon of Coil, Kidneythieves, Kittie, KMFDM, Lacuna Coil, London After Midnight, Lords of Acid, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, More Machine Than Man, My Ruin, Nine Inch Nails, ohGr, Orgy, Otep, Porcelain and the Tramps, Razed in Black, Smashing Pumpkins, Snake River Conspiracy, Stabbing Westward, Switchblade Symphony, Suicide Commando, Tapping the Vein, Tool, Wumpscut, Velvet Acid Christ, Vibralux, Zeromancer, Zombie Girl, any goth, industrial, or darkwave music. I don't really feel like listing anymore.

Movies:

There are so many movies to choose from that instead of listing a bunch of movie titles I will just say that I love horror movies, especially the cheesy, low budget ones. They're quite entertaining.

Television:

I don't watch alot of T.V., but when I do, I'm usually watching Adult Swim, all the Jackass-related shows, Daria, the National Geographic channel, the weather channel, and animal planet!

Books:

Are porn magazines considered "books"? Haha actually believe it or not I don't own a single porn magazine. I don't read much, but maybe I should.

My Blog

My cat sleeps funny

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Posted by Aidan on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:32:00 PST

Naturally, I’m a problem solver, but...

I'm tired of doing all I can to help my friends, and then getting shit on in return.I still love you, but god dammit, you're gonna have to help yourself.Nobody ask me for shit, because you won't get i...
Posted by Aidan on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 09:09:00 PST

I’m usually pretty quiet

I remember a time when I was happy. I had so many cool friends. People I could always count on and loved dearly. They always had eachothers' backs. Always there for eachother. Everyone got along and ...
Posted by Aidan on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:44:00 PST

Eeeewwww

Kiki had her litter of 4 kittens last night.Now Nightmare is having hers right now. Just one so far, but there's probably quite a few more, seeing how fat she is.I have to leave for work in about an h...
Posted by Aidan on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:47:00 PST

OH MY FUCKING GOD

That's all I have to say right now.*UPDATE*I just got back from the bank. Opened a brand new account. What happened was, somebody had gotten my account number somehow and made an unauthorized transact...
Posted by Aidan on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:20:00 PST

Son of a bitch

I didn't get Grumble fixed in time. It seems he has impregnated both his mom AND his sister. So now I have two cats fucking pregnant with little inbred kitties. He's a sick, adorable little shitface. ...
Posted by Aidan on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:47:00 PST

Nutless chupacabra puppy kicker

I was having a problem with a certain house cat who wouldn't stop trying to bang his own mother, and had this undying need to meow as loud as he could all day and night, but the other day, we took car...
Posted by Aidan on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:04:00 PST

Nothing important, just rambling

I noticed that I get an awful lot of blog views even though I rarely update this thing. Feel free to say hi every once in awhile people!Stalkers...Been working 1st shift lately, which means getting up...
Posted by Aidan on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:33:00 PST

A bear shits in the woods

I had a dream last night that I was a bear, and I really had to take a shit, but I didn't want to shit where the other bears were shitting because it smelled bad, but it was the only place I could do ...
Posted by Aidan on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

It's that time again

Hosted By: Contra NaturamWhen: Saturday Jul 14, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Granada TheaterLawrence, KS 66044United StatesDescription:Contra Naturam Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Aidan on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST