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John The Asshole

FIRE is the answer to everything except SALMON!

About Me

I'm concidered by many to be slightly insane but I just take that as a compliment and go with it. I'm rather open minded and I am just here to meet other open minded people and just have fun. Talk to me if you dare or something like that. Also I am always looking for good new music to promote. Any bands out there looking for free promotion take note;). .badpantsinthesky Yahoo:the_color_black666 MSN:The Color BlackWATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Interests

Music,Concerts,Video Games,Being Myself,Cheese,Fire,LSD,Your Mom,Cars,Having Fun and Salmon

I'd like to meet:

People preferably. Or at least semi intelligent woodland creatures.

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Music:

Crossbreed, Dog Fashion Disco, Lacuna Coil, Nine Inch Nails, Mindless Self Indulgence, Guano Apes, The Exies, Drain STH, Jerk, Motograter, Snake River Conspiracy, Lollipop Lust Kill, Tubring, Dry Cell, Coal Chamber, Devil Driver, Pig Face, Velvet Acid Christ, My Ruin, Mega Deth, Ill Nino, NOFX, The Distillers, Fear Factory, Deadsy, Element Eighty, Bad Religion, Authority Zero, Nocturne, Adema, OneSideZero, Orgy, Zeromancer, Sinisstar, Seether, Days Of The New, Electric Hellfire Club, Breaking Benjamin, Flaw, 3rd Strike, Razed In Black, Dog Fight, Tapping The Vein, Voodou, Bloodhound Gang, The Misfits, Gotham Road, Rob Zombie, Static-X, Disturbed, Otep, Mushroomhead, 12 Stones, Acid Bath, Evanescence, Cold, Deftones, Fingertight, VAST, God Smack, KMFDM, Skold, Tool, Linkin Park, Ministry, Luxt, Rammstein, Endo, Mudvanye, Powerman 5000, Collide, God Head, Kidney Theives, Nothingface, System Of A Down, KoRn, Twisted Method, Afflicted, The Hunger, Index Case, Psytrip, More Machine Than Man. CHECK OUT THESE BANDS ON MYSPACE Vero, My Sixth Shadow(mysixthshadow.com), Butcher Shop Candy, Darvoset (darvoset.net), Hybrid-23, Maya Hyena (mayahyena.com), Shenoah (shenoah.net), type ./kill in console(fallenmiracles.com), Deadstarassembly (deadstar.com), Irrational(irrationalband.com), Temper(tempermusic.com) Spanking Machine(smdungeon.com), Wait Until Dark (waituntildark.net), Haunted By Angels CHECK THEM OUT THEY RULE! (hauntedbyangels.com) Dope Stars Inc. AWESOME INDUSTRIAL BAND! (dopestarsinc.com) Caveat Emptor KICK ASS ROCK BAND! (caveatemptorband.com) Scars Of Life A BAND JUST WAITING TO EXPLOAD ONTO THE SCENE! (scarsoflife.com) Todesbonden BEAUTIFUL MUSIC BEYOND WORDS! (todesbonden.com)

Movies:

The Matrix Trilogy,Spawn,Underworld,The Big Lebowski,Sleepy Hollow,Army Of Darkness,The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy,End Of Days,Vanpire Hunter D,The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen,Pirates Of The Carribien,Cabin Fever,Dark City and others.

Television:

Invader Zim,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,The Simpsons,Futurama,Family Guy,and pretty much any other fucked up animated series you can think of.

Heroes:

Some guy under a bridge in some town.

My Blog

I love me!!!

Happy V-D to all and stuff.
Posted by John The Asshole on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST

Yes it's true!!!

I would just like to let you know that my previous blog is based on true events and that the names have been changed to protect the hispanic. Thanks for your time.
Posted by John The Asshole on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST

Calls returned promptly

bag filler hopvine moth Michaelmas spring breast hoe match pipe glide vowelbroken-backed blind stamping aqueduct bridge foot brake steam drop hammer doffing combwedge-tailed dove quasi congratulation ...
Posted by John The Asshole on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:06:00 PST

Welcome to the world that doesn't exist.

A world where everyone is happy and we all get along. A world where people don't lie and don't enjoy hurting each other. A world where hunger and poverty don't exist and everybody is happy just helpin...
Posted by John The Asshole on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 05:54:00 PST

LSD

Yeah so I walking to the store and then I saw Jared and he was like whatever. Cause this is my united states of whatever. Ok but to be truthful it's everyones isn't. Well long as thats settled I can r...
Posted by John The Asshole on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 05:51:00 PST

Always Raining

I want you to be there when I die. I want you to hold me tightly as my breath slowly slips away. I want to know what death is. I want to know this day. I want this pain to end. I want to stop thi...
Posted by John The Asshole on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:28:00 PST

Rap music.

Whats goin down my homies? Shizzle my nizzle g-funk dawg. BAM! Cradle Rock style! I'm would like to introduce my kitty its name is Snuggles. Ok I like big butt and I cannot lie all you other brother c...
Posted by John The Asshole on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:21:00 PST

????

Long for heat in a cold world. Thirst for water in a dry well. Hunger for food in a barren field. Desire company when all alone. Ache for sleep when wide awake. Kill yourself when you h...
Posted by John The Asshole on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST

Gasp! A new old blog....

Yay it's a new year and stuff! So lets have mystical goats go through my lawn while I lick the moisture in the q-tip. Currently not boarding any flights because the penguin is angry at the smelly sun ...
Posted by John The Asshole on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST

Yay!

Happiness is good!
Posted by John The Asshole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST