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Ryan of the Sleepers

Want a face to trust, to feel, to lust?

About Me



I'm not even interested. Why should you be? ..

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My Interests

I am interested in all the wrong things and people. Great, huh?

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd like to meet? I think it's "whom." And the fucking answer is no one. This world would be great if it weren't for all the stupid shmuck fuck face cunt people in it.

Music:

The older I get, the shittier the music I like. I'm not even embarrassed about it anymore.

Movies:

I like the ones I like. I got better things to do than name them.....actually, I don't. I just don't want to talk about them.

Television:

Pay television rules next to movies. Don't fuck with Deadwood.

Books:

No one on Myspace reads...why bother?

Heroes:

T.R., Dave, and my grandparents. I don't think firemen and astronauts are heroes. Open your eyes, those bastards signed up for the job. And as Paat says, "Fuck John Glenn."

My Blog

Fuck theater people...

    If you were to look through a list of history's most fucked-up and tyrannical people you would find people such as Ivan the Terrible, Adolf Hitler, George W. Bush, Christopher Colum...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Take his life...Please! or: Stand-Up Comedy is Dead.

I love good stand-up comedy as much as the next guy, but nothing is better than bad stand-up comedy. More to the point, nobody is funnier than a bad stand-up comic. So you can imagine my delight when...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Lamest Dude on MySpace

The Lamest Dude on MySpace is by far and away Jason Demain. This "Rock God" is, first of all, the quintessential pretty girl collector on here. Which is fine, if a good portion of these gals weren't...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't support M.A.D.D. and other shit...

   I read a bulletin today that was something of a petition for Mothers Against Drunk Driving. That organization is one of the hypocritical and useless organizations of all time...it just sounds like...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid old sayings

You know, I'm getting pretty tired of these dumb fucking phrases that we still latch on to, just because they've been around for a while.  Specifically, I'm referring to "It's better to have loved and...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just don't get it

One thing I don't think I'll ever understand is this: If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words? I suppose they must be the right words at the right time in ...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Election Shocker !

I think we can expect a slightly more robust turn-out in the 18-25 age group this year.  Which is great.  What I think is so damn funny is that MTV and VH1 and all the other youth-oriented n...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I feel like Jerry Seinfeld

I feel like Jerry Seinfeld everytime I write something on this fucking website, but I can't help it. I just like to complain and relish in my misdirected anger. So, whit that being said, what the fu...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Hamburgler and Jimmy McWhip-it

Before I begin, I'd just like to ask why we now have a "current mood" selection at the bottom of the screen here.  Seriously, come on...that's really lame.  And the fact that'm looking at a ...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know what sucks?

I've reached my breaking point with "clever" t-shirt phrases. I just saw a guy with a shirt that says, "I see dumb people." Yeah, well park your Starbuck's non-fat latte drinking ass in front of a m...
Posted by Ryan of the Sleepers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST