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Brooklyn Zoo

welcome to the zoo

About Me

im not gonna lie. i dont bother to much with myspace anymore so sorry if it takes me afew days to get back at ya.

ok so im brooke, im bored, im blonde, i like loud music and things that sparkle! I have finished fashion design at george brown and im almost done completing fashion management. i dont have a job. im a bum. maybe i should get one in the new year... and I still use air quotes. expect it.

cunt 4 life

My Interests

INTRESTES: love, dancing, good friends that don’t suck, scrabble, highlighters, boys, kitties, guns, dark raves, sugar, germany, green tea, horror movies and action figures, halloween, organization, loud music, nerds, zombies, pillow fights, lunch boxes, kissing, silver, falling in love, skulls, bras and panties, first time for anything, anything with sour cream on it… or just a spoonful alone, wishing, arts and crafts, childhood photos, horned rim glasses, unexpected gifts for no reason, rEcrEational activitEs, pink, black, false hope, body language, candles, manipulation, medication, orchids, rhetorical questions, magic tricks, artificial peach, fireworks, listening to people talk, education, mexican food, biting my nails, observing the world around, swings, hand written letters, corsets, pineapple, receiving mail, haute couture, anything that involves fashion, helping people who leave the house a mess, pot, cats, happiness, randomness, androgyny, hardcore music, beauty, music in general, spiders, photography, fajitas, barbie, vibrators, camping with friends, banana popsicles, watermelon gum, drag, candy, candy, candy, sex is always fun, shoes that don’t hurt, creativity, make-up, cotton candy, vampires, tiaras, underwear, glitter/sparkles, watching movies, carnivals, carnies, freaks, outdoors, anything cute or gruesome, being blonde, dr. pepper, uncommonly used words, wigs, crazy people, wine, fishnets, chocolate, stuffed animals, dreams, one way streets (romantic), you.

DIS-INTERESTS: (the things i hate) clearly the phone, fish, paper cuts, fake people, llamas, pumpkins, ignorant people, ttc, my name, people saying my name out loud, aaron carters acne, winter sports, acidic food, musicians that make me not like their music due to their personality, fog machines, acetone/nail polish remover, long train rides, homophobic people, fabric band aids, my appendix scars (yes plural, i have three, those bastards), most hats, cold weather when a short skirt is in need, unneeded harm towards animals, ice cubes, losing clothing, halo 2, broken hearts, A.D.D. and not remembering what i went upstairs to get, when promised mail never comes, people who ruin Halloween for little kids by stealing their candy or smashing their pumpkins! its the best holiday around why ruin it? friends who move away and forget an old life ever happened, dogs that slobber and sniff crotches just cause a girl has her period, periods... seriously god its your biggest joke isn’t it?, when my brother calls me fat, being a proper lady, crowded sidewalks, polite conversation, myspace, flying ants, golf, false advertising, drama, egos, cool kids

I'd like to meet:

other cats? what? i dont know!?! im a kitty, im a kitty! dont ask! meow?! no crappy bands, im sorry its not my fault you suck your own ballz, no wiggers and like kinds, ok i might let one in, but only on the wigger side of that, no 15yr old little boys or 45yr old pedophiles. i could do with a cannibal or two and a freak like you, maybe a freak like me, but thats for you to decide whether or not its you. believe me when i say im not full of myself. im full of too much else to be full of myself. i leave that to everyone else.

Music:

culture club, jonny cash, boy george, belladonnakillz, hedley, MIKA, my chemical romance, sincere trade, in flames, nirvana, nightwish, distillers, white zombie, yeah yeah yeahs, shadows fall, metric, white stripes, lamb of god, the killers, tegan and sara, children of bodom, mastodon, hardcore beats, green day, old rob zombie (fuck educated horses), black dahlia murder, pantara, b7, jem, new kids on the block, jonny lang, system of a down

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?

Movies:

its all gone pete tong, walk the line, house of 1000 corpses, devils rejects, cry baby, the pest, legally blonde, blazing saddles, devil wears prada, donnie darko, girl interrupted, rocky horror, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, beetlejuice, gia, mall rats, edward scissorhands, jawbreaker, the nightmare before christmas, snatch, a league of their own, the craft, thank you for smoking

Television:

war at home, family guy, father of the pride, jem, thunder cats, sex and the city, south park, everything else sucks really

Books:

Take it Like a Man- autobio Boy George
i dont think i have and ever will read a book as many times as take it like a man. if only some of the pages hadnt fallen out. holla if you find a copy. im reading his follow up Straight right now. just as good!

you must be getting as wet as i am looking at him!?! NO? fuck you

Heroes:

you know what badger im takin bout.

My Blog

.bang.bang.

100 "have you evers"1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?yes2. Slept in a different bed?yes3. Made out in a movie theatre?yes4. Made out with 2 different people in one night?yes5. Thought your cousin w...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

false results

ok just for the record, i am barbie. so fuck this test. who ever wrote it is a 12 dumb slut. that is allThe Barbie Girl Test:[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish.[x] You own perfume that cost ov...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

i dont take shit, i step in it.

1. Can you cook?most things yes.2. What was your dream growing up?to be the first blonde at Harvard. Clearly I wasn't going to Harvard when I was stupid enuf to think that no blondes have ever gone th...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

click, click, bloody click.

1. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?:not like love butterflies, but I felt a little fluttery after we got the niggs kicked outta the lcbo, and then they were outside&2. What did you dream...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

the gene pool could use a little chlorine

Best1. Male friend: Kevin hands down2. Female friend: Siobhan/Brooke, two very different people but the two most like me and get me3. Vacation: in my dreams1. Time of day: 11:112. Day of the Week: whe...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

on & off

SO this is how this works: you read the statement and write either turn on or off. Pretty simple and hopefully ull learn something new about people!Is taller than you: turn on Wears a grill: turn offP...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

whore house

1. Do you currently have your period?yes, thank you for asking. How timely2.Do you like wearing dresses?I prefer skirts since what fits my top doesn't necessarily fit my ass& so dresses sometimes look...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

if you say so

How are you going to die....You and your lover, will kill yourselves, together. As you sit alone with a gun, you hold together tightly. Gently, as they let you go first, he/she whispers, "i'll be righ...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

random

are there any oreo cookies left?no. but we have sour cream.baby, do i look like a ghost?no.oh cause i look like one on the inside.
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:50:00 PST

fallopian tube.

1. what color is your bra?none. Just a beater2. Did you ever lie about your age?yes, im actually 433. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?sensitive, soft and sexy4. Do you prefer blonde or ...
Posted by Brooklyn Zoo on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST