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LEYKIS 101 According to J.T.
The following rules are, for the most part, taken directly from Leykis 101 (www.blowmeuptom.com). Of course, my own flavor has been added and I encourage you to do the same. The point of these rules and regulations is to get more pussy for less money, and to teach women how men think. These rules are not designed to get you a girlfriend or a wife, or to keep either. BUT, if that is your goal, there is still something to be gleaned from the following information.

Dating
- “Dating” = “Fucking”: If you’re not fucking, you’re not dating, you’re just hanging out.
- Three strikes, you’re out: This means that if a woman does not give up the pussy inside of 3 dates, you’re out. There are far too many women out there that do fuck inside of three dates for you to waste your valuable time on the ones that don’t.
- $40 limit: No date should cost YOU more than $40 for everything (gas, parking, food, drinks, shows, tips, everything). This is to prevent you from falling into the trap of thinking that if you spend enough money on her, she’ll put out. Let’s face it, if she wants to fuck you, she’ll do it without you spending a cent. But if she doesn’t want to fuck you, no amount of money spent will change her mind. Keeping that in mind, $40 is your limit, less is better and if you can get her to pay, you’re a pimp.
-Dates happen at night: Do not accept lunch dates or coffee dates as they are designed to preclude the possibility of sex. If sex isn’t an option, why the hell are you there?
- A round of drinks: Women that don’t drink are far less likely to put out
Society has taught women two things about sex.
1) Being a slut is bad.
2) Saying “I was drunk” is an acceptable excuse for being a slut.
Note: I do not recommend getting a woman plastered in order to fuck her. I am simply saying that by insuring that she has a few drinks you have provided her the necessary excuse to bang.

Be in touch with your inner A-hole:
No, this does not read “Be an Asshole”. Being in touch with your inner A-hole is simply leveling the playing field. Refusing to do something for someone just because they don’t have a dick .
Don’t open a door for her unless you get to it first, and you have the right to expect her to do the same.
Don’t offer to buy her a drink as a pick up line. God, that is so weak and it never work
Don’t buy her things (flowers, candy, stuffed toys etc).
Don’t loan her your coat. And by all means, NEVER hold her purse.
Sometimes dates go south on you, it’s just a fact of life.
Once you realize that is what has happened, don’t bother trying to recover the date, but there’s no reason not to go for the gold. Just say to her; “Look, I know tonight isn’t going well. So what do you say we just go fuck, and then move on with our lives?” Odds are low on this one but the risk is almost non-existent. You’re not gonna see her again anyway, so it’s totally cool if she hates you, and if you don't pull the trigger, there’s zero chance you’re gonna get laid. Think of it as a free shot on goal.
Tips for getting in touch with your inner A-hole
- Eating a full meal before you go out allows you to order very little for dinner. “I’ll just have a side salad, thank you”. Since women are so concerned about how they appear in public, it’s seriously unlikely that she will order more than you. This helps to keep the dinner bill down. Of course, you’ll need an excuse for only ordering a salad, try: “I’m trying to eat a bit healthier so I’ll look good for you
- Coupons are great, use them. Due to the fact that women are generally gold diggers, if she sees you using a coupon, she will find you less attractive as it indicates you don’t have the money that she is looking to siphon off of your wallet. So when you get the bill, you don’t pay at the table, you take the bill and the coupon, to the register and pay there.
- Men and women are not friends unless one or more of the following conditions are met.
- To a woman, a “male friend” is a guy that provides the attention she desires, but has no right to expect anything in return. That being the case, under NO circumstances are you to allow a woman think you are her friend. It is up to you to let her know that you have enough friends and that you are interested in her in a romantic sense only. If she insists that you are friends,
-Date more than one woman at a time
- Monogamy is for those that are either looking to get married, or are married, and often, not even then. Dating multiple women has a fistful of advantages that guys seem to always overlook.
- No one likes to eat in an empty restaurant, dating other women makes you more attractive.
- When dating more than one woman, you have more options, so if one isn’t available, you can make another call.
- More pussy, duh!
- You get more exposure to different types of relationships and you become more educated about what kinds of relationships you prefer, and you can begin to seek those types of relationships out
- Having a woman get fed up, and bailing on you isn’t such a big deal, the rotation just changes.
- Create an atmosphere of sexual tension. This does two things, it makes your intention clear from the get go, this prevents her from placing you in the “friend zone”. And pushes things toward your goal.
Now, this has to be done with a bit of care, very few women will find a guy that is drooling and pawing her very attractive. A tactic that I use to create this tension is to simply tell her that if I’m going to be expected to be a man, and do things like pay for the date, then she has to be a woman, and that means wearing a skirt and heels. If, when you meet her, she isn’t in a skirt and heels, you already know you’re not get laid, so end the date there. If she is in a skirt and heels, you know that she is at least open to the possibility.
Have an A, B, & C rotation:
- The A rotation gets Friday’s and Saturday’s, they are the good looking women that you enjoy hanging out with, and that put out. Note: No girl can start in the A rotation as the A rotation is reserved for the women that put out. Since you don’t know if a girl puts out on a first date until after the fact, she cannot start any higher that the B rotation.
- The B rotation gets Thursday’s and Sunday’s and they are the booty call after you have finished with the A for the evening.
- The C rotation are the girls you won’t be seen in public with, they are relegated to weeknight booty calls, and drunk fucks.
First dates can be either in the B or C rotations, and this is the ONLY time that a woman can “up” her standing in the rotation. After her official position in the rotation has been determined, she can only move downhill. The bar is the most expensive place in the world to drink, and it’s a difficult place to actually fuck. So, try to keep your number of drinks in a bar to a minimum. You’re excuse for not drinking is that you want to get her home safe. Then you offer to take her back to your place for drinks. Remember, this requires that you have chick drinks at your place. Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Rumplemintz, Vodka, Cranberry Juice and OJ should cover it, but keeping a bottle of white wine on hand is a good idea (most women can’t drink red wine) but make sure you have wineglasses. Of course, you’ll need to have whatever you drink on hand as well. Being a bit unreliable boosts your stock. I’m not sure why this is, but I think women generally associate unreliability with the “bad boy” image and it makes them desire you. So, cancel a few dates, and cancel them as late as possible, like a few hours before the agreed upon meeting time. For the dates you show up for, show up 15 to 20 minutes late.
If a woman begins to carry on a conversation on her cell phone while on a date with you, you can assume she’s setting up another date for later in the night. In other words, you’re footing the bill to provide her with a nice evening, and some other guy (probably me) is gonna get laid for your effort. So, if she begins to carry on a conversation on her phone, quietly excuse yourself and leave. When the two of you are out, you get to be number one, and if she can’t give you that respect, you need to quite wasting your time and money. She can pay for the dinners once she realizes you’re gone.
Women love to “mark” their territory. This is why women leave hair clips, earrings, underwear and tampons behind once they’ve spent the night. Gather all of these things up, and place them in a lost and found box. Whenever a woman asks if you’ve seen her “scrunchy” you simply tell her to check in the lost and found. (This is an amazingly effective move, I strongly recommend it)

Don’t cuddle. Once you are done, one of you needs to leave. Cuddling leads to sleeping, sleeping leads to waking up with her, which leads to her thinking that you owe her brunch. Be very clear about this, and enforce it.
Lines to use to end the night:
&nbsp - You brought cab fare, right?
&nbsp - It’s late, I gotta go.
&nbsp - I gotta see a guy about a thing. (my personal favorite)
&nbsp - Thanks for stopping by.
&nbsp - We should do this again… sometime.
&nbsp - My roommate will be home soon.
&nbsp - I gotta go to work.
&nbsp - I’m though, you can go.
Friday and Saturday nights are for women that you have a good chance for fucking, or your friends. First dates should take place on other nights of the week.
You are not available to help them. re-arrange the house, program the VCR, fix their car, etc) - Ask her what her preferred form of birth control is. If she doesn’t use one (a condom doesn’t count) then you must assume she wants to get pregnant. Time to bail.
If you’re under 25, you don’t need a girlfriend, you need to go and date more women so that you know what kinds of women are out there, and what kind works best for you. Until that is done, you’re not qualified to determine who is the right woman for you
Never have the toilet seat discussion. If she complains about you leaving the seat up, just start pissing in the sink.
Never date a single mother. The reason for this is threefold.
1) You already know what she will do in the event she gets pregnant.
2) A woman with a kid is unavailable. You can’t call her at 2 am and say “So… whatcha doing?”
Finally; the . 1 spot is already taken, and there is no chance that you can get it. You’re good enough to be 1 so she’s beneath you.
Never fuck without a condom. Let me say that again, Never fuck without a condom. No matter how much she says, “I just want to feel you” don’t fuck her without a condom. Lets face it, a condom may be the worst form of birth control available, but it’s the only form available for men, so you will use one. But, that’s not enough. When you finish, you must dispose of the condom properly. At her house you flush it. At your house you keep a bottle of Tabasco in the bathroom and you put two drops in the condom, and throw it away. (you don’t want to stop up your own plumbing with used condoms)
Any man that fucks without a condom is displaying his desire to become a father. Guys, we only get one form of birth control, use it.
NEVER answer your phone on a Friday or Saturday night. These are prime dating nights and you must appear to be busy, whether you are, or not. This is what an answering machine is for. That way you can screen your calls and pick up if it’s a buddy. Voicemail is a no-no.
Never call a girl back the next day. 5 days is the industry standard, and longer is better. This keeps you from being “needy” and makes you more attractive as you clearly have other things going on in your life.
Never pay a woman a real compliment on her appearance before she fucks you, as it builds up her ego, and is likely to make her feel she can do better than you. Instead, you pay them backhanded compliments designed to attack their self-esteem.
- “I like a woman with a little junk in the trunk”
- “Most guys don’t like little boobs, but I think they look great on you.
- “I like a little meat on my woman”.
You get the idea.
NEVER let a woman think she is the only one. I don’t know why it is, but when women ask “So, are you seeing anyone?” Guys tend to immediately blurt out “No, not me, I’m just dating you!” I don’t know why guys do this, but it’s shooting yourself in the foot. Let her know that she is in competition. Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant, and a competitive woman is an attentive woman.
Don’t set the bar too high. All to often guys will go on a first or second date and do shit that they would never normally do. Things like, opening the car door for her, pulling out her chair, going to a really expensive restaurant, renting a limo, dancing, ect. All this leads to having to listen to her say “You used to *enter the activity that you don’t normally do* when we went out, why don’t you do that anymore!” A first date is just another date, don’t treat it any differently.
Any woman that says she only has “guy friends” is a problem. You can fuck her, but don’t even consider dating her.
Never date a woman you work with. When the relationship ends, you will have to see her everyday. And if it ends poorly, your job is at risk. It’s just not worth it.
Never go with a woman to a concert or show where one of her “friends” is performing. You’re just along so that she doesn’t have to be alone, and she’s going to fuck him tonight, not you.
Tips for getting dates:
Attempting to pick women up at bars is hard work, and a low odds proposition. Instead, approach women when they are not quite so prepared to say “No”. I find that asking women out in an assertive manner yields far better results.
Examples: When pumping gas, look around, if you see an attractive woman, ask her out. When shopping, keep you eyes open.
The key is you have to pull the trigger. By being that assertive, you are coming across as a self-confident man, and that makes you more attractive.
Never offer up your number unsolicited, and never ask for hers. If she wants to contact you again, she will insure that happens.
If you do find yourself approaching a woman at a bar, DO NOT buy her a drink. If you can’t make first contact without bearing gifts, you need to work on your game. Once you have spotted your prey, wait until you see that she has at least half a drink in her hand, approach and introduce yourself. Knowing that she will be needing a drink soon, she will talk to you. As she finishes her drink, excuse yourself, and go talk to another girl. As each one finishes their drink, you keep excusing yourself. Make sure that both women can see you at all times. At this point it won’t matter if either one wants you, they just don’t want the other girl to have you. Now decide which one you think will put out, and leave with her. This whole process shouldn’t take more than an hour. If it does, it’s because you are spending far too much talking to them.
Don’t try to chat her up for hours on end, be direct and to the point. “Would you like to go out Thursday night?”, “How about we get out of here?”, “Would you like to come back to my place for a night cap?” etc.
Look more affluent than you are. Gold diggers are attracted to money, and they can smell it in the water. Wearing a nice watch and expensive shoes is like chumming the waters. Again, you must remember when fishing for gold diggers, the object is “flash the cash” (not literally) but not to spend any of the cash. If you have any game at all, by the time they figure out that you aren’t parting with your money; you should have already used her up and sent her on her way.
Feel free to lie about what you do in order to appear more affluent. “I’m an entertainment attorney for Brad Pitt and Lil’ Kim” This works even better if you can call “Brad” at home. (Make sure to discuss this with your buddy BEFORE you call asking for “Brad”) Note: There is a moral dilemma associated with this move, but it’s easily justified by thinking about all of the times you picked up a hot woman, and the morning after, when her make-up is gone, and she’s no longer wearing the gear that was giving her a killer body, do you realize that you were tricked into fucking an ugly fat girl.
When considering a woman to run game on, you are looking for 2 factors. How attractive is she, and how low is her self-esteem. If these two factors are expressed on a scale from one two 10 (10 being high) they can then be expressed as a ratio; (Level of attractiveness) / (Level of self-esteem). The resultant number dictates how your level of interest in her.
You start talking to a hot girl at the bar. While talking to her you discover that she’s concerned about her weight. (Level of attractiveness) / (Level of self-esteem) = 9/3 = 3 Not bad, but we can do better. A hot girl that will talk to you, but will not look up from the floor = 9/2 = 4.5 Now we’re talking! A super model that was raped by her uncle when she was 9 = 10/1 = 10 Hell yeah!
Things you should know about women:
If a woman says you’re a “nice guy”, or “a friend” she is not going to fuck you.
Women don’t know how to say “No”. So, anytime a woman says; “Maybe”, “We’ll see”, “We can talk about it”, or “I’ll think about it” it means “No”.
If a woman wants to “take a break” or “back-off”, or whatever term she may use to attempt to gain some distance in the relationship, it’s only because she has found someone else she wants to fuck, and is unwilling to share that information with you.
As a rule, the more attractive a woman is, the lower her self-esteem is. Remember, we are looking for women whose self-esteem is so low, that she will even fuck you.
Women are like dog shit, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
For the Ladies:
Ladies, if have read to this point, and you find that you’re a bit offended and feel like you want to do something to “strike back”, well, I’m here to help you out. I’m going to tell you how to completely and totally defeat Leykis 101 each and every time any guy attempts to use it. This method has proven itself to be 100% effective and very easy to apply. All a woman has to do to is be cool, attractive, fair, and put out for no other reason than because you want to show someone that you like them, and Leykis 101 will never work on you.
Now, here are some points for you ladies to keep in mind:
When we ask you out, it’s not because we think you did well on your SAT. We are asking you out because we want to fuck the hell out of you. So stop pretending that we like you as a person when we don’t even know you.
Just because a guy wants to fuck you, DOES NOT mean that’s ALL he wants. Almost every guy you will ever date is looking for more than just a good lay. As a rule, guys only date women they want to fuck. That being the case, the fact that we want to fuck you is only Step 1 of a very long process (see the above rule). Does this mean that if you hang in long enough that you will get more than just sex? Hell no. You may not be what we are looking for, but no guy is going to throw out a good lay just because she doesn’t have what it take to be more in our life. So we will just keep fucking you while we continue on our search for more.
We will objectify you, and you won’t have it any other way, so quit bitching about it. Don’t act all shocked, you know just as well as I do that you would never date a guy that didn’t take a look at your ass and think “Damn, I got get me a piece of that!” So quit pretending like it’soffensive.
Instead, be very worried when we “respect you too much to objectify you.” Because translated that means, “Get your fat face out of the KFC bucket and drag that saggy ass to the gym.”
The longer you hold out, the lower our interest level goes. Think about it. We meet you at a party. We spend the evening talking to you. Through our conversation we discover that you are very cool and interesting. Obviously we find you attractive, or we wouldn’t be talking to you in the first place (exclusions made for very drunk conversations). As the night comes to a close we take you home where you promptly fuck our brains out.
Now, here’s the question; Do you really think we get up the next morning and think to ourselves “Well, she’s hot, she’s cool, she’s interesting, but I can’t date her because she fucked me when I wanted her to.”?
Ladies, IT’S NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!! If we don’t call you back, it’s because we don’t like you. Hell, if you’re a good enough lay, we might even call you back when we don’t like you. Fucking us only improves your odds of a call back. Holding out makes you less attractive. Which is your preference? (No, there are no other options)
When you’re in bed with a guy, and he’s not doing something right, don’t just take it, and don’t just avoid it. Tell us what the fuck you want. This may come as a surprise to you, but the same shit you don’t like, was exactly what last night’s girl loved. Newsflash; you’re all fucking different and unless you tell us what you like, we don’t have a fucking clue, so we’re just running through our bag of tricks hoping to get lucky.
We know you like to fuck, and we know that you are conflicted by some antiquated rule that your mothers taught you, Something about, it’s not acceptable for you to just want to fuck. Trust me on this one, it’s totally okay for you to want to fuck, and we will help you out.
When it comes to picking up a guy, it’s really easy, all you have to do is communicate clearly. Damn, I’m sorry, Iforgot who I was talking to. Okay, here is what you do. You find a guy and repeat this line to him: “Hi, I find you attractive and I would like to take you home.” I promise that you won’t have to say this line to more than two guys before you have what you want. You don’t think so? Fine, try it, then email me at [email protected] and tell me how wrong I am. (Note: This write-up has been circling the web for years, and not one woman has ever emailed me and told me how this approached failed)
Guys are very simple. When we’re thirsty, we want a drink; when we’re hungry, we want to eat; when we’re tired, we want to sleep; and when we’re horny, we want to fuck. Is that really so damn hard? - Guys think that women who expect us to pay for dinners, drinks, movies, clubs, etc before you go down on us, are whores. We know this because we have had girls fuck us because they wanted to, not because we bought them off.
Your pussy is no better than the one we had last night, so stop thinking you’re special. This is an important one, so read this carefully. It is very rare that a guy goes out looking for a relationship. This is just how we are different from you. This is how it works for us: We go out and date women. As we go about this we meet lots of different women, some we like, some… not so much. The odds are that eventually we come across a woman that we really enjoy being around. Because of that we seek to spend more time with her. By definition, the more time we spend with her, the less time we have available to spend with other women. And then, one day, we wake up and realize we have a girlfriend. What does this mean to you? Simple, it means that the best way to get a boyfriend is by being so cool, so good in bed, so fun, so sexy, so interesting, so attractive that we want to spend more time with you. If you find that guys don’t really want to spend that kind of time with you, it may be because you Can’t Understand Normal Thinking. Consider making drastic changes.
If you’re gonna wear short skirts and low cut tops,expect us to look and don’t bitch about it when a guy you don’t find attractive stairs at your titties. You’re advertising in public, and the public is going to take notice, so shut up about it.
YOU are responsible for your own orgasms. If you’re not getting off, check yourself before you blame us. Sure, some guys are so bad, they can’t get the job done, but let’s face it, when you’re laying on your back and we’re pumping away, you’re not doing a lot for us and we’re doing all the work. So don’t be shocked when we bust a nut and you’re left wanting. Get your shit together and make sure you get yours.
Jealousy: Ladies, we totally understand the feelings of jealousy, we’ve had them. We also know it’s not something you get to control, BUT what you can do is control how you react to those feelings. By yelling, screaming and generally throwing a temper tantrum is not conducive to encouraging us to be honest with you about the things that we know you will get jealous over. Think about it, you tell us you want us to be honest, and then when we tell you that we fucked our ex last night, you kick us in the nuts. Do you really think we are going to tell you the next time it happens? So… what to do? To be honest, a few years I ago I couldn’t have told you what to do, but a very classy girl recently showed me the light. Her point of view was very sensible, straightforward and effective.
I told her that I had a date with another girl, and without going into hysterics she simply counter offered. Her goal was to simply offer me a better deal than the other girl (in this case she offered to come to my house wearing only a pair of heels and carrying a bottle of wine). First, you tell me, was I likely to let her know the next time I have a date with another girl? You bet your ass I did! Second, this showed me that she was truly interested in putting forth effort and that she was not a victim of her emotional state. Two very important things to show a guy if you are serious about dating him.
Worse case scenario:
So, you slipped on by the goalie and you knocked her up. That sucks donkey dick. Before you take another breath you need to come to a very harsh realization: Women are the only ones that get to make a decision about making you a parent, and you will be forced to fund it. So, what do you do? Here are a few options.
The straight shot. Simply tell her that you’re not ready to be a father and you would like her to get an abortion. When you do this you had better know damn well where to go, when it can be done, and how much it costs.
The scared. Borrow a young baby, and let her take care of it for 48 hrs during a workweek.
The Hail Mary becomes her idea of a perfect boyfriend. Then let her know that you love her and that you want to have children with her, but that you want to do it right. You don’t want to have to explain to your kid why it was born less than 9 months after the wedding. You don’t even know where you can get a maternity wedding dress. Your parents won’t approve. Her parents won’t approve. BUT… If the two of you wait until your careers are more established, you own a house and you can afford to do it right, then the two of you can have children. If this works, take her down, get the abortion, on the way home stop buy McDonalds, buy her an Egg , and leave her there. You already know how she feels about having a kid and you don’t need that shit in your life.
Now lets say none of the above works and she decides to have the child anyway. First and foremost, DO NOT do the “right thing” and marry her. You didn’t want the kid in the first place, marrying her won’t make it better. You must still dump the bitch and never fuck her again (see the single mother rule).
Next thing you do, is you DO NOT sign anything relating to being the child’s parent until the child has had a DNA test (the hospital will pressure you for this). It has been said that up to 30% of the men paying child support are paying for children they didn’t father. That being the case, you must get the DNA test done in order to check if you are indeed the father. If you sign anything saying you are the father, you have just established paternity, and you would have to get a separate court hearing to disestablish paternity before you can get out of paying child support. Here’s the catch, most courts won’t hear these cases, so you can never disestablish paternity, and you will be paying child support for a kid that isn’t yours.
Note: If you are not in good standing with the mother when the child is born, you won’t know when it happens, and she will be allowed to establish paternity for you. Don’t let that happen, make damn sure everyone in the hospital knows that you think you may be the father of the baby, and give them your contact info. If they can reach you, she is not allowed to establish paternity for you.