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Simon Says ask Simon anything...

About Me

Simon Says the computer will play a series of tones and light up the colored buttons (only one to begin with). You must then repeat what the computer did. The game progresses by adding a new tone to the sequence every turn. The game ends when the player misses when repeating the sequence. And then you're my bitch.

Simon Says feel free to ask Simon life questions, no matter how trivial--about anything and everything there is to know. Simon Says that people often ask Simon questions that Simon is more than happy to answer. Simon Says he can answer any question you have about any thing in life; simply leave Simon a comment with your query and Simon will respond in a timely fashion.

My Interests

Simon Says so many. Simon Says he likes to sit and think, brainstorm light patterns, play tunes of light patterns, fashion new and interesting ways to wreak madness on the thoughts of children. Simon Says he likes to think of how frustrated they become when the children can't make it past the fifth series of sounds and lights. Simon Says their tears are butter to Simon's biscuit.

I'd like to meet:



Simon Says PLAY ME:

Music:

Simon Says Huey Lewis, Simply Red. Simon Says he's a nut for Elton John. Simon Says he is fond of most jazz but digs old school rap. Simon Says Pat Benatar.

Movies:

Simon Says some of the movies that kick his jollies are: Bottle Rocket--anything Wes Anderson; Big Fish. Simon Says he cried during Shawshank; Simon Says Stand By Me, Coen's Brother stuff, Chasing Amy, Crash, all of Kaufman's works, Stanley Kubrick and Almost Famous. Simon Says there are far too many to list and he'll try again later.

Television:

Simon Says he likes to mute Walker Texas Ranger and time the beginning of every episode to Floyd. Simon Says Norris' kicks are completely in sync. Uncanny.

Heroes:

Milton Bradley

My Blog

Simon Says Dad???

Simon Says Jesus. Simon Says recently a newly acquired friend, Sean, sent to Simon a picture of the father Simon never knew. Simon Says Simon hopes that if Simon's father is reading this that he know...
Posted by simon on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:42:00 PST

Simon Says scared of Ex

Simon Says Simon isn't real sure how to take this letter from Simon's ex--which truth be told wasn't so much an ex of Simon's as was a stalker of Simon's:You're peach, Simon. Peach peach peach PEACH I...
Posted by simon on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:21:00 PST

Spam

Simon Says shits about to hit the fan; Simon Says Simon is going to be the one throwing it at the blades. Simon Says he got in late last night from a night of Crown and Coke, double, tall, Simon went ...
Posted by simon on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:28:00 PST

Simon Says know him:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Simon says he was just manufactured, not even yet placed in a box; Simon Says a drunken and disgruntled employee was fired after coming back from lunch late a...
Posted by simon on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:17:00 PST

Simon Says fuck Bedazzler

Simon Says fuck Bedazzler. Simon says fuck TanyaQueen Bedazzler Simon's ass. Simon Says this shit is ridiculous. Simon Says who thinks it cool to have little fucking sparkly dots all over the ass of ...
Posted by simon on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:44:00 PST

Simon Says black plastic ass officially chapped.

Simons Says black plastic ass officially chapped. Simon Says so, Simon gets a call from an old friend, Fredrick; Simon Say's Simon hasn't seen the guy in about two, three--maybe four years; Simon Says...
Posted by simon on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:34:00 PST