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"Superstar" ヴェンドー・ザファã

Thefastlane's the last name

About Me

I speak and read English, Japanese, and Korean. I don't ingest any drugs of any type. I like to spend my time going with people to good restaurants, or otherwise to just stay in the occasional video game or a movie from my obscenely large DVD collection. I used to have a bizarre yet strangely popular website. In fact, I'm internationally famous, and I'm featured on a TV near you (if you are near Japan or the US). I like to wake up early and watch the sky fade from black to gray.
I live in Mito, the capital city of Ibaraki prefecture and my favorite place in the world. You will find me at EVERY Mito Hollyhock home game.Lastly, I am lewd, crude, and in the NUDE. It's the Hollywood Style, baby. Thefastlane's the last name. Hop on and survive the ride.

My Interests

Studies in Asian Society (Religion and History and Religious History), Asian Languages, Acting, Martial Arts, Super Dragon, Goodness

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. I sure as fuck wouldn't use this site and hope to meet a normal person in the real world!

Music:

Comedy Albums, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Bit Shifter, DJ Shadow, The End of Genesis Takanori Makes Revolution Evolution Turbo Type Daisuke

Movies:

Happiness, Dark Days, Kids Return, Raging Bull

Television:

Mr. Show, Hey Hey Hey!, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Kids in the Hall, Warau Inu no Bouken, and anything I'm on.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, The Emperor's New Mind, 1984, Hana Usagi, A Brief History of Time

Heroes:

The Aristocrats, and myself if I do something awesome.

My Blog

One thing about Japan

Everyone picks me first for the basketball pick up games. -K
Posted by "Superstar" ô§óÉüû¶Õ¡ü¹Èì¤ó on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back in Japan

Have myself a really sweet place now. I actually live above a high end electronics store, with the equivalent of two decent sized American apartments at my disposal. Have this 52 inch plasma TV throug...
Posted by "Superstar" ô§óÉüû¶Õ¡ü¹Èì¤ó on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kaboomity

For those who care to know, I'm moving back to Japan on July 15. Koriyama in Fukushima prefecture. I'll be teaching 5 year olds in a private school. All future wives may send their well wishings in...
Posted by "Superstar" ô§óÉüû¶Õ¡ü¹Èì¤ó on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FINISHED

It's over... I'm back in Georgia with my fresh B.A. and no place to go. Anyone out there able to place me back somewhere on either side of the Pacific coast? *smile* -K
Posted by "Superstar" ô§óÉüû¶Õ¡ü¹Èì¤ó on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thesis...

I'm delaying the inevitable. 10 hours straight of writing fun. Each minute I waste is one more frantic minute where I must do twice as much. Thanks for being a part of it. -K
Posted by "Superstar" ô§óÉüû¶Õ¡ü¹Èì¤ó on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You're all INSANE.

When you put up those MySpace pages that take forever to load, and have 10 million colors of text, and some random hip hop track in the back, you DO know that it makes it impossible to find out what y...
Posted by "Superstar" ô§óÉüû¶Õ¡ü¹Èì¤ó on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KABOOM!

After years of criticizing those who frequent Xanga and LiveJournal... I've broken down and gotten a blog of my own. I'm going straight to hell for this... Like everything else it's at http://www.S...
Posted by "Superstar" ô§óÉüû¶Õ¡ü¹Èì¤ó on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So this is MySpace...

It's certainly better than Friendster. Although people can format their pages into unintelligable garble, and I can't read with the way some of you crazies type. ;) Journal seems kind of redundant ...
Posted by "Superstar" ô§óÉüû¶Õ¡ü¹Èì¤ó on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST