I speak and read English, Japanese, and Korean. I don't ingest any drugs of any type. I like to spend my time going with people to good restaurants, or otherwise to just stay in the occasional video game or a movie from my obscenely large DVD collection. I used to have a bizarre yet strangely popular website. In fact, I'm internationally famous, and I'm featured on a TV near you (if you are near Japan or the US). I like to wake up early and watch the sky fade from black to gray.
I live in Mito, the capital city of Ibaraki prefecture and my favorite place in the world. You will find me at EVERY Mito Hollyhock home game.Lastly, I am lewd, crude, and in the NUDE. It's the Hollywood Style, baby. Thefastlane's the last name. Hop on and survive the ride.