Women... Preferably those of an attractive nature.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who found what I wrote about myself funny. (*Wink*) Also, women... If I had my choice, I would like for them to be single, attractive and interested in me (...well, at least two of those three would be nice).
Music:
2 Live Crew
2Ge+her
3 Days Grace
4 Non Blondes
8STOPS7
50 Cent
69 Boyz
112
213
311
AC/DC
Ace Of Base
Adam Sandler
Adema
Aerosmith
AFI
Alanis Morissette
Alice Cooper
Alice DJ
Alien Antfarm
Alison Chanis
Alan Jackson
Alvin and The Chipmunks
American Hi-Fi
Angelo Trinidad
Anthrax
Apocalyptica
Aqua
Aretha Franklin
Audioslave
Avril Lavigne
AZN Thugs
B2K
B-52's
Baby Bash
Bare Naked Ladies
Barry Manilow
Beach Boys
Beastie Boys
Beatles
Benefit
Berlin
Bette Midler
Beyonce
Big Mother Thruster
Big Tymers
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
Billy Ray Cyrus
Billy Suire
Bird Brain
Biz Markie
Black Eyed Peas
Black Sabbath
Blackalicious
Blackstreet
Blink-182
Blood Hound Gang
Blur
Bobby Darrin
Bobby Hebb
Bobby Picket
Bon Jovi
Bone Thugs N' Harmony
Bouncing Souls
Bowling For Soup
Boy George
Breaking Point
Britany Spears
Bruce Springsteen
Busta Rhymes
C 2 4 C
Cake
Cam'ron
Cannibal Corpse
Charlie Daniels Band
Chevelle
Chingy
Chris Isaac
Christina Aguillera
Chuck Berry
Cinder
Cinderella
CKY
Cold
Cold Play
Control Machete
Coolio
Corporate Avenger
Counting Crows
Cradle Of Filth
Crash Test Dummies
Cream
Creed
Crossfade
Culture Beat
Cyndi Lauper
Cypress Hill
Daft Punk
Dale and Oats
Dan Finnerty
Danzig
David Bowie
David Lee Roth
Dead Or Alive
Deadeye Dick
Deep Purple
Def Leppard
Destiny’s Child
Dio
Dire Straits
Disturbed
DMX
Don Henley
Don McLean
Donna Lewis
Donna Summer
Dope
Dr. Dre
Dr. Octagon
Drain STH
Drowning Pool
Dub C
DVDA
Dynamite Hack
Eagles
Earth Crisis
Eazy E.
Eddie Murphy
Eliectric Light Orchestra
Electric Six
Eminem
Empty Handed
EnVogue
Europe
Evanesence
Eve
Eve 6
Everclear
FM Racket
Faith No More
Falco
Fastball
Fat
Fat Boy Slim
Fear Factory
Fenix TX
Fight
Filter
Fine Young Cannibals
Flaw
Flock Of Seaguls
Foo Fighters
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Freak Nasty
George Thorogood
Ghetto Boyz
Godsmack
Good Charolette
Gorillaz
Grand Skeem
Green Day
Green Jelly
G-Unit
Guitar Wolf
Guns N’ Roses
Hadaway
Hanson
Harry Belafonte
Harvey Danger
Hatebreed
h A T E s T A R
Helloween
Hillary Duff
Hoobastank
House Of Pain
Huey Lewis
If All Else Fails
Ill Nino
Incubus
Infectious Grooves
Inner Circle
Insane Clown Posse
J Geils Band
J Kwon
Ja Rule
Jackson 5
Jackyl
James Brown
Jay Z
Jeey Lee Lewis
Jesse and The Rippers
Jet
Jill Sobule
Jimmy Eat World
Jimmy Fallon
Joan Osborne
Joe Cocker
Johnny Cash
Journey
Jurassic 5
Kansas
Kelly Osbourne
Kenny Loggins
Kid Rock
Kool Keith
KoRn
Kriss Kross
Lenny Kravitz
Les Rythmes Digitales
Letters To Cleo
LFO
Liam Lynch
Librium
Lil’ Bow Wow
Lil’ Flip
Lil’ Rob
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Lit
Little Richard
LL Cool J
Lloyd Banks
Lo Fidelity All-Stars
Lords Of Acid
Los Tucanes De Tijuana
Lou Bega
Loudness
Louis Prima
Loverboy
Ludacris
Lustra
Lynard Skynard
Madonna
Make Move
Mama’s and Papa’s
Marcy Playground
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
Master P
Matchbox Twenty
MC Hammer
Me First and The Gimme Gimme’s
Meaty Cheesey Boys
Men Without Hats
Meredith Brooks
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Midget
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Ministry
Misfits
Missy Elliot
Monster Magnet
Motley Crue
Morris Day & The Time
Motorhead
Mr. President
Mr. Shadow
Mudvane
MxPx
Nappy Roots
Nas
Natalie Imbruglia
Naughty By Nature
Necro
Nelly
N.E.R.D.
Nerf Herder
New Found Glory
New Kids On The Block
Nickels
Nickelback
Night Ranger
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Doubt
NOFX
Notorious B.I.G.
NTRANCE
Nu Shooz
Oingo Boingo
OMC
Orgy
Otis Redding
Our Lady Peace
Outkast
Ozzy Osbourne
Panjabi MC
Pantera
Papa Roach
Pat Benatar
Paula Abdul
Paula Cole
Pearl Jam
Penny Wise
Peter Gabriel
Peter, Paul and Mary
Pig
Pink
Pink Floyd
Play
POD
Pokerface
Powerman 5000
Presidents Of The United States Of America
Prince
Prince Paul
Prodigy
Prong
Puddle Of Mudd
Queen
Quiet Riot
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
Ramones
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
REM
Remy Zero
Rick James
Rick Springfield
Ricky Martin
Right Said Fred
Rob Zombie
Robert Palmer
Rolling Stones
Run DMC
Rupaul
Rush
Sacred Reich
Salt N’ Peppa
Scarface
$corpio
Scorpions
Semisonic
Shaggy
Shakira
Sham The Sham
Shawn Colvin
Shonen Knife
Simon and Garfunkle
Simple Plan
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Sisqo
Sixpence None The Richer
Skee-Lo
Slayer
Smashing Pumpkins
Smashmouth
Snoop Dogg
Social Distortion
Soul Asylum
Soundgarden
Spice Grils
SR-71
SRC
Staind
Static-X
Steppenwolf
Steven Lynch
Stone Temple Pilots
Stray Cats
Styx
Sublime
Sugar Hill Gang
Sugar Ray
Sum 41
Survivor
Suzanne Vega
Sweet
Switchfoot
System Of A Down
Tag Team
TATU
Tech N9ne
Terror Squad
The Androids
The Ataris
The Bangles
The Buggles
The Cardigans
The Champs
The Cramps
The Cure
The Dan Band
The Darkness
The Doors
The Living End
The Lone Rangers
The Offspring
The Proclaimers
The Temptations
The Tramps
The Transplants
The Wiseguys
Third Eye Blind
Three Doors Down
Tina Turner
TLC
Tom Jones
Tom Petty
Tommy Tutone
Tone Loc
TOOL
Trapt
Trio
TSOL
U2
Ugly Kid Joe
Union Underground
Usher
Van Halen
Van Morrison
Vanilla Ice
Vanity 6
Village People
Vision Of Disorder
Wallflowers
War
Weezer
Weird Al Yankovic
WHAM!
White Snake
White Stripes
White Zombie
Whitney Houston
Will Smith
Willi One Blood
William Hung
Winger
Wreckx N’ Effects
Wu-Tang Clan
Wyclef Jean
Yellowcard
Young Bloodz
Zebra Head
Zombies
Movies:
8 Mile
16 Blocks
40 Year Old Virgin
48 Hrs.
50 First Dates
A League Of Their Own
Accepted
Ace Ventura; Pet Detective
Ace Ventura; When Nature Calls
Air Force One
Airheads
Airplane
Ali
Ali G In Da House; The Movie
Along Came Polly
American Gangster
American History X
Anchorman
Anger Management
Animal House
Another 48 Hrs.
As Good As It Gets
Arachnophobia
Armageddon
Austin Powers; International Man Of Mystery
Austin Powers; The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers in Gold Member
Back To School
Back To The Future
Back To The Future Part II
Back To The Future Part III
Bad Boys
Bad Boys II
Badder Santa
Baseketball
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Be Cool
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America
Beerfest
Beetlejuice
Benny & Joon
Best In Show
Beverly Hills Cop
Beyond The Mat
Big
Big Daddy
Big Lebowski, The
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Billy Madison
Bio-Dome
Black Snake Moan
Blacksheep
Blades of Glory
Blast From The Past
Bloodsport
Blow
Blues Brothers, The
Borat
Bowfinger
Bowling For Columbine
Break-Up, The
Breakfast Club, The
Brewster’s Millions
Bruce Almighty
Bulletproof
Cable Guy, The
Chase, The
Christmas Vacation
City Slickers
Clerks
Clerks II
Click
Client, The
Club Dread
Coming To America
Con Air
Condemned, The
Coneheads
Coyote Ugly
Daddy Day Care
Dan In Real Life
Dangerous Minds
Dare Devil
Defending Your Life
Deuce Bigalow; European Gigolo
Deuce Bigalow; Male Gigolo
Die Hard
Die Hard 2; Die Harder
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Dirty Dancing
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Dirty Work
DodgeBall
Doom
Doors, The
Dr. Dolittle
Dukes Of Hazzard, The
Dumb & Dumber
EDtv
Edward Scissorhands
Elf
Employee Of The Month
Encino Man
Eraser
Euro Trip
European Vacation
Face Off
Falling Down
Fantastic 4
Fantastic 4; Rise of the Silver Surfer
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Fight Club
Footloose
Forrest Gump
Freddy Got Fingered
Fugitive, The
Full Monty, The
Fun With Dick & Jane
Game Plan, The
Get Shorty
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters 2
Girl Next Door, The
Good Son, The
Goonies, The
Grandma's Boy
Great Outdoors, The
Greedy
Green Mile, The
Grid Iron Gang
Groundhog Day
Grumpy Old Men
Grumpier Old Men
Half Baked
Happy Glimore
Harry and The Henderson's
Heartbreak Kid, The
High Fidelity
Hitch
Home Alone
Home Alone 2; Lost in New York
Hook
Hot Fuzz
Hot Rod
Howard Stern's Private Parts
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
In-Laws, The
In The Army Now
Independence Day
It Could Happen To You
Italian Job, The
Jackass The Movie
Jackass Number Two
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Jerk, The
Jerry Maguire
Joe Dirt
Jumanji
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park; The Lost World
Jurassic Park III
Jury Duty
Just Cause
K-9
Karate Kid, The
Karate Kid Part II, The
Karate Kid Part III, The
Kindergarten Cop
King Ralph
Kingpin
Knocked Up
Kung Fu Hustle
L.A. Story
Ladybugs
Let It Ride
Let's Go To Prison
Liar Liar
Life
Little Shop of Horrors
Little Miss Sunshine
Live Free or Die Hard
Longest Yard, The
Look Who's Talking
Look Who's Talking Now
Look Who's Talking Too
Losin’ It
Love Actually
Made
Major Payne
Malibu's Most Wanted
Man Of The House
Man Of The Year
Man On The Moon
Marine, The
Mask, The
Matilda
Maverick
Me, Myself & Irene
Meet The Parents
Meet The Fockers
Men At Work
Men In Black
Mighty Ducks
Mighty Ducks 2
Milk Money
Mr. Deeds
Mr. Destiny
Mrs. Doubtfire
Mummy, The
Mummy Returns, The
My Blue Heaven
My Cousin Vinny
My Girl
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Napoleon Dynamite
National Lampoon's Vacation
Natural Born Killers
Next Karate Kid, The
Night At The Roxburry
No Country For Old men
Not Another Teen Movie
Nutty Professor, The
Nutty Professor 2, The; The Klumps
Ocean’s Eleven
Ocean's Thirteen
Ocean's Twelve
Office Space
Old School
One Hour Photo
Out To Sea
Outbreak
Panic Room
Parenthood
Patch Adams
Phonebooth
Pick of Destiny, The
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Pleasantville
Princess Bride, The
Problem Child
Pulp Fiction
Punisher, The
Quick Change
Raising Arizona
Rat Race
Ref, The
Reservoir Dogs
Revnege of The Nerds
Revnege of The Nerds II; Nerds In Paradise
Revnege of The Nerds III; The Next Generation
Revnege of The Nerds IV; Nerds In Love
Risky Business
Road House
Road Trip
Robin Hood; Men In Tights
RoboCop
RoboCop 2
RoboCop 3
Rock, The
Rookie Of The Year
Rundown, The
Sandlot, The
Saving Sylverman
School For Scoundrels
School Of Rock
Scorpion King, The
Scout, The
See No Evil
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Shaun of the Dead
Signs
Silence Of The Lambs, The
Sin City
Snakes On A Plane
Son In Law
Spaceballs
Spanglish
Speed
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
Stand By Me
Starsky & Hutch
Stealing Harvard
Stranger Than Fiction
Stripes
Suburban Commando
Suicide Kings
Super Troopers
Superbad
Supersize Me
Sweetest Thing, The
Swingers
Taking Care of Business
Talladega Nights
Team America: World Police
Teen Wolf
Teen Wolf Too
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II; Secret Of The Ooze
Terminator
Terminator 2; Judgement Day
Thank You For Smoking
There's Something About Mary
This is Spinal Tap
Throw Momma From The Train
Tombstone
Tommy Boy
Total Recall
Trading Places
Training Day
Transformers
True Lies
Truman Show, The
Turner and Hooch
Twins
Twister
Uncle Buck
Vegas Vacation
Very Bad Things
Waiting
Walk The Line
Walking Tall
Waterboy, The
Wayne's World
Wayne's World 2
Wedding Singer, The
Weekend At Bernie's
Weird Science
What About Bob?
What Women Want
White Men Can't Jump
Willow
X-Men
X-Men; United
X-Men; The Last Stand
You Got Served
Zoolander
Television:
7th Heaven
ALF
Alvin and The Chipmunks
Batman
Beavis and Butt-Head
Blossom
Boy Meets World
California Dreams
Captain Planet
Chappelle's Show
Charles In Charge
Clarissa Explains It All
CSI: Crime Scene Investegation
Daria
Different Strokes
Doogie Howser
Doug
Ducktales
Facts Of Life
Family Guy
Family Matters
Flintstones
Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Full House
Gilligan’s Island
Happy Days
Home Improvement
In Living Color
Insomniac
Inspector Gadget
Jackass
Looney Toons
Married With Children
Mr. Belvadere
Mr. Ed
Out Of This World
Punky Brewster
Saturday Night Live
Saved By The Bell
Seinfeld
Simpsons
Small Wonder
South Park
Step By Step
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Three’s Company
Tom Green Show
Viva La Bam
Wild 'N Out
Who’s The Boss
Wonder Years
Books:
I do not know how to read. So, this section of my profile is "not applicable". Thank you, however, for reminding me of how unintelligent I am.
