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Shock of the Load Warriors

Break out the body bags! This bag's for you!

About Me


Check out my Myspace Video Clips by clicking HERE or the "Videos" link under my picture.
Shock's Wrestling Clips Check out tons more clips of me in action here.
I'm an off and on indy wrestler for a few feds in NJ, and returned to action earlier this year. I don't have a huge amount of time for wrestling, even though I'd like it to be a more important part of my life, but fortunately I've managed to escape injury for almost 10 years and have been taking it relatively easy in the ring. I am seriously considered making a more active come back very soon.
I am a professional UMK3 player, one of the best in world. For those of you who do not understand what that means, it classifies me as a nerd. I am not one of those kiddies who plays his friends in a video game on his block, I travel and mess people up for money...or bragging rights. But that is neither here nor there since it is both fun, and healthy. I am currently attempting to rebuild the scene and it is going well.
I also work at Middletown Pathmark. It has been 10 dreadful years now, and the only things it has gotten me are stress, money, and a failed relationship. I really hate it there now beyond comprehension. If you've seen me there, chances are I know you or even your name. I'm great with names and faces, what kind of job looks for that ability, because I'll take it. That place is a hub for the entire township and I know everyone who walks through the doors, so don't be afraid to friend me.
I am proud to say I have seen 95% of the people on my friends list with my own two eyes in person.
I am many nationalities, at least, I can trace back my lineage to many different ones rather easily. I consist of Polish, Italian, German, Russian, Lithuanian, Ukranian, Irish, English, Scottish, Dutch, and Welsh. But foremost, I am definitively American.
I love foreign languages, and I wish I could take some time to study more. I know a lot of French, a tad of Russian but I really need to brush up, I would like to learn German from Steve, I have an excellent base to build upon now. Now with that, understand I am not a supporter of spanish being thrown all over the place, but I am aware it's not there for English speakers to try and learn or accept it, it's for those who already understand it and are not forced to learn English.
"My carefully prepared proverbial combination of pastuerized mammary fluid derived from domesticated quadrupedal mammals, a viscous concentrated solution of sugar and water with the addition of a flavoring agent, and water stored below 0 degrees celsius has the unanticipated effect of luring adolescent homosapien males into congregating within the boundaries of the territory immediately adjacent to my permanent dwelling, convincing them that the aforementioned concoction is superior to that of the recipient of this communication." - Eric on Milkshake
Patrick Moore Plays the Xylophone
I'm still looking to start a wrestling school, if anyone has any info on buildings in the area, let me know.
My AIM Screen Name is TakerECW if anyone wants to talk, I'm very talkative.
I am worth $2,272,872 on HumanForSale.com
R.I.P. Ryan Hutnick.
R.I.P. Meghan Finnerty.

My Interests

Ask me to do something with you and I'll tell you if I'll do it.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Well almost anyone. Anyone reasonably local. Anyone reasonably local and who is willing to hang out with me.

Shock's Anally Arranged and Rather Symmetric Top 21
I have 335 friends.

Steve

Steven!!!

Eric

Judy

Ryan (R.I.P.)

Mike

Carolyn

Dan Dunn

Vanessa

BustaUppa

Type O

Danielle

Rebecca

Katey

Alanis

Evan

Jocelyn

The Gliddons

Crystal

Kristen

Hot Rod the Slut

View All of My Friends

Music:

- Alanis Morissette, Alice in Chains, Cranberries, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Garbage, Green Day, ICP, Metallica, Natalie Merchant, Nirvana, Offspring, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Sheryl Crow, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Type O Negative, White Zombie

Honorable mentions:

Aerosmith, Beastie Boys, Dave Matthews Band, Fear Factory, Fiona Apple, Filter, Foo Fighters, Gwen, Guns 'n' Roses, Hole, old Korn, Madonna the Immaculate Conception, mid 90's Manson, NIN, No Doubt, Pantera, old Pearl Jam, Poe, Primus, Radiohead, Tool, U2...

Mainstream stuff because I am a mark.

Movies:

Not necessarily movies I watch constantly, or even really remember, but here's a list of movies I enjoyed seeing, I will add more as I think of and see more in people's profiles or happen to see lately and liked.
Transformers 2007, King Kong, Hitch, Four Brothers, Wedding Crashers, Saw, Million Dollar Baby, The Matrix, X-men, X2, X3, Signs, Red Dragon, Sin City, A Beautiful Mind, A.I., Girl Interrupted, Fightclub, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, various Star Trek movies, all the Austin Powers movies, There's Something about Mary, Dogma, American History X, True Lies, Mallrats, Ace Ventura 2, Clerks, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Goodfellas, various Godzilla movies, Jaws 1 and 2, Transformers, Empire Records, Milo and Otis, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Little Shop of Horrors, A League of Their Own, Back to the Future 1 and 2, Jurassic Park, Silence of the Lambs, Edward Scissor Hands, Meatballs, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Beverly Hills Cop, Wayne's World 1 and 2, The Never Ending Story, The Breakfast Club, Groundhog Day, various Jackie Chan movies old and new, Big, The Great Outdoors, Caddy Shack, Summerschool, Cannonball, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, just about anything with Rose McGowan in it, many others I cannot think of, but a lot of flakey Movies from the 80s and 90s. I also appreciate a lot of the classics like the Godfather and the likes. I'm always up to see just about any movie anyone would like to see because at least it's something to do, I've seen plenty of terrible movies I never would have seen on my own or asked anyone to see, including, but not limited to, The Ring 2and Ghost Ship. There are also a lot of movies I have never seen that I'm sure I would, like Office Space, etc.

Television:

I don't watch too much TV anymore, but when I do it's pretty much Late Night shows like Leno and Conan. There are a lot of shows I catch now and then that I would like to watch more often but never do, That 70s Show, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Whose Line, and I still watch a lot of old shows late at night if I happen to have the TV on, perhaps Nick at Night, Cheers, Wings, Seinfeld, Married...with Children, Roseanne, Full House, and sometimes I have no idea why. I also like watching Celebrity Justice for some reason. Then I watch the news...before I go to bed, angry at the world.

Books:

"I could have retired 3 years ago Bundy, Do you know why I stayed?" "You learned to eat books?"

Heroes:

Henry Majeski, Stephen Hawking, Bo Bice, Peter Steele, Till Lindemann, Shawn Michaels, Mark Calaway, Ben Franklin, Conan O'Brien, Optimus Prime, Destro, Sagat, Blanka, Human Smoke, Gul Dukat.

My Blog

Who are we?

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Posted by Shock of the Load Warriors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST